53 guns will never die

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For some reason i imagined Caw posting this reply:

Funny stuff, Kid.

I actually know that Melosh gentleman that is on the top pf the page.  He's one of the world's top authorities on impact crater physics.

I thought the kid was one of the world's top authorities on impact crater physics.

Oh yeah...that's only on Uranus.

[TheSTLKid]

et tu, bf?

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this weekend was the big Hackettstown spring fest. They didn't have that when we were in school. too bad cause it seems like the "groovy" thing all the kids are "down with" these days. So we went over on Friday night, was going to call my friend and ask if I could park in his parents driveway to save the 3 bucks on parking but that seemed really cheap. But man 3 bucks is 1/2 way to a funnel cake, a bag of cotton candy,a chance to get your fortune told. Actually there were no fortune tellers, though there were some bank tellers. The kids went on rides. I took them on the carousal. man there's nothing like spinning while that crazy carnival music plays (perhaps why i love "for the benefit of mr. kite," that thing Capt did about the worlds fair (any of those special albums still available?), and  the end of the one sock missing cd).

Then on Saturday they had the big duck race down the muscenetcong river. You buy a rubber duck and they put them in the river and the first 10 down win a prize. some nice prices too. I think 1st prize was 1000 bucks to the mall. Jake got to pet some beaver that had been trapped and stuffed, along with a fox and some other animals, compliments of the NJ Trappers Association. One trapper lady asked me if I had ever petted some sort of beaver pelt. Well I hadn't, but I have now! Also learned about Mosquitoes from the Mosquito something Group. Here's a little tip, forgot the OFF, and skin so. The best thing to guard against mosquito bites, mayonnaise, just slather yourself with it...not miracle whip-real mayonnaise.

[captqitn]

..didn't know that.   I enjoy the mayonaise slatherings anyway.. so hey.. two birds. one stone.

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If I could have been a button down fly on the wall of fame...

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Southwest/05/03/party.barge.ap/index.html

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wow slow day...

everybody must be waiting for the worm

[regular tom]

i'm waiting for the 15 other guns. where did they go?  

i see the 5/3 association, but seriously, where are those other guns?


you had never touched beaver before?  no foxy beaver neither?  

[regular tom]

the Kid is all aboot the rim job physics.  


he can do that stuff in both imperial and metric units.

[regular tom]

there's a place where gay people can get naked in texas?  dayumm!


true fact:  there was a young woman one year behind me in college who was christened with the nickname "Party Barge" during her freshman year, and that is what she was known by for the next four years.  i'm sure her parents were proud.

[Moetown]

Ach, it's a school holiday for me. I've gotta start learning to party with cake, ice cream, and kool-aid again. Everything else makes me sleep through the day, and makes me listless and unmotivated to do anything constructive.

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i'm waiting for the 15 other guns. where did they go?  

i see the 5/3 association, but seriously, where are those other guns?

unfortunetly, they died

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actual headline from our paper:

"Underwear given to Jackson investigators"

[Doctor Rock]

One trapper lady asked me if I had ever petted some sort of beaver pelt. Well I hadn't, but I have now!

That sounds naughty.

[Doctor Rock]

Have you guys seen this?

"For many years, people have been accusing the biggest top 40 bands of producing the same songs over and over again. Now, somebody has cleverly "mixed" two Nickelback songs together to prove this theory. The resemblance is striking.

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that's so like two weeks ago news...man where you been

I think this year i'm just going to vote for whichever candidate "Zings" their opponent the best.

Like if either one says "Your momma is so ugly..." they'd be a shoe-in.

Or perhaps a ethnic joke...

I mean neither one is really going to stand up and talk about things that matter...so why should i vote for them on things that matter.