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« on: February 3, 2009, 09:48:31 AM »
50 years ago today, Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and the Big Bopper bought it in a plane crash.
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« Reply #1 on: February 3, 2009, 09:50:21 AM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/AhUHPhjStcs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/AhUHPhjStcs</a>
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« Reply #2 on: February 3, 2009, 09:59:08 AM »
Microsoft Songsmith, fed with stock charts for 2008:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/2-BZfFakpzc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/2-BZfFakpzc</a>
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« Reply #3 on: February 3, 2009, 10:08:52 AM »
I can't take my job much longer.. 
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« Reply #4 on: February 3, 2009, 10:11:09 AM »
Quote from: Tripp on February  3, 2009, 10:08:52 AM
I can't take my job much longer.. 

This was the best ad from this year's Super Bowl, I thought:

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« Reply #5 on: February 3, 2009, 10:35:12 AM »
What are you drawing today, Tripp?
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« Reply #6 on: February 3, 2009, 10:53:33 AM »
Quote from: Jacques Oz on February  3, 2009, 09:50:21 AM
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/AhUHPhjStcs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/AhUHPhjStcs</a>

Holy sweet jesus, that is the funniest shit in a long time.
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« Reply #7 on: February 3, 2009, 10:54:31 AM »
Quote from: Professor Pickles on February  3, 2009, 10:35:12 AM
What are you drawing today, Tripp?

Something involving redneck stupidity, I'll wager!
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« Reply #8 on: February 3, 2009, 10:55:20 AM »
Some moron wants some shirts for his swim team. he wants a 'think green' motif because 'apparently everyone's going green'.
So his big idea is 'think green....swim to work'

to this, I suggested showing a dude in a business suit swimming..  But he wants to see a WHOLE BUNCH  of people swimming down a 'busy street' and instead of wearing suits they're all just dressed like regular swimmers except they all have bluetooth things in their ears and backpacks on with laptops in them.


So I politely tried to explain that
a. we can't see what's in their backpacks
b. a bluetooth earpiece won't 'read' on the shirt
c. I can't depict a busy street IF IT"S FLOODED.
d. if you're going with  a think green theme why would you want to show the streets flooded..?

So, as usual, I'm embarking on an illustration that I know is gonna look bad and I guaranfuckingtee you that after I've done his stupid-ass drawing he'll see it and go 'ooh.... you're right... that doesn't 'read'... do it the way you wanted'

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS JOB!!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: February 3, 2009, 10:56:29 AM »
I watched WANTED last night.  It's highly unoriginal and ludicrous, but it's watchable if you set your brain on stupid.

It tries to combine Fight Club with The Matrix.  A wimpy office drone delivers a lot of monologues about the ennui of being a pussy in a cubicle.  One day he gets pulled into a magical world of physical impossibilities by mysterious strangers who teach him that he is the superman.

There are so many ridiculous occurrences that you'll either laugh or turn it off.  Bullets curve all the way around a circular room, etc.

It's an over-the-top cartoon.

The director is the Russian guy who made the Nightwatch movies.
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« Reply #10 on: February 3, 2009, 10:58:30 AM »
Quote from: capt qitn on February  3, 2009, 10:53:33 AM
Quote from: Jacques Oz on February  3, 2009, 09:50:21 AM
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/AhUHPhjStcs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/AhUHPhjStcs</a>

Holy sweet jesus, that is the funniest shit in a long time.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/HqqQ-3tTZig" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/HqqQ-3tTZig</a>
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« Reply #11 on: February 3, 2009, 11:05:16 AM »
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« Reply #12 on: February 3, 2009, 11:08:23 AM »
Quote from: Professor Pickles on February  3, 2009, 10:56:29 AM
I watched WANTED last night.  It's highly unoriginal and ludicrous, but it's watchable if you set your brain on stupid.

It tries to combine Fight Club with The Matrix.  A wimpy office drone delivers a lot of monologues about the ennui of being a pussy in a cubicle.  One day he gets pulled into a magical world of physical impossibilities by mysterious strangers who teach him that he is the superman.

There are so many ridiculous occurrences that you'll either laugh or turn it off.  Bullets curve all the way around a circular room, etc.

It's an over-the-top cartoon.

The director is the Russian guy who made the Nightwatch movies.

Yeah.  I found most of it pleasantly stupid.   But the last line "what have you done today?!?" or whatever really just made my stomach turn.   
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« Reply #13 on: February 3, 2009, 11:10:49 AM »
You should just draw Michael Phelps smoking a bong, because that promotes swimming and the, uh, green.
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« Reply #14 on: February 3, 2009, 11:13:50 AM »
Quote from: capt qitn on February  3, 2009, 11:08:23 AM
the last line "what have you done today?!?" or whatever really just made my stomach turn.   

At least I didn't get [spoiler]tricked into killing my dad.[/spoiler]
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