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Bizarro
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Super Balls Sin Day
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February 2, 2009, 10:46:49 AM »
One minute it was Kurt Warner going deep ... the next , it was some porn star!?
Super Bowl fans in Tucson, Ariz. were subjected to 30 seconds of hard core porn -- wang and all -- when somehow, the game feed was suddenly interrupted by a clip from an adult television channel.
Yes -- this actually happened.
Comcast -- the cable company in Tucson -- is working on an explanation, but right now it appears the porn break in only occurred in its standard-definition feed reaching analog TV sets.
Fortunately -- or unfortunately, depending on your taste -- high def viewers were spared the wiener shot.
UPDATE: Comcast just released this statement -- "We are mortified by last evening's Super Bowl interruption, and deeply apologize to our customers for the inappropriate programming. We are aggressively investigating the situation including the possibility of foul play."
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Re: Super Balls Sin Day
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February 2, 2009, 10:47:45 AM »
Wait! Come back! We have a black guy, too!
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Re: Super Balls Sin Day
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February 2, 2009, 10:51:18 AM »
omg why didn't i get the memo re: how f'ing hot kurt warner is? i would've been following the arizona cardinals all season.
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Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles
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February 2, 2009, 10:55:32 AM »
He's a born-again christian.
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Re: Super Balls Sin Day
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February 2, 2009, 10:56:56 AM »
ppbt! LOSER!
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Re: Super Balls Sin Day
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February 2, 2009, 10:58:23 AM »
how was everyone's weekend? i had a mini-adventure with my girlfriends robin and yvonne. we went to THE ELECTRIC COWBOY outside of little rock and stayed in a shitty little motel (one of those where you have to give them a deposit of the key and the remote control). man. country clubs in little rock are the best people watching ever. and the dudes?! one of my many suitors opened with:
"hey- can i bum a cigarette? you're real pretty. i've been in the state pen for seven years and i just got out so it's real nice to meet you."
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Re: Super Balls Sin Day
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Quote from: Professor Pickles on February 2, 2009, 10:55:32 AM
He's a born-again christian.
damn, missed that memo, too. it'd still hit it.
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February 2, 2009, 11:00:31 AM »
heh, "country club"
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Quote from: Sabamah on February 2, 2009, 10:59:16 AM
Quote from: Professor Pickles on February 2, 2009, 10:55:32 AM
He's a born-again christian.
damn, missed that memo, too. it'd still hit it.
He's married to a marine.
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February 2, 2009, 11:03:06 AM »
Memphian Amy Levere will be on Conan O'Brien tonight. Performing with her will be her band which is comprised of 2 ex-members of Bloodthirsty Lovers, Paul and Steve.
if anyone's interested.
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Did you see Bruce Springsteen slide into that camera last night? Looked like he got nailed in the crotch.
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Quote from: Professor Pickles on February 2, 2009, 11:04:06 AM
Did you see Bruce Springsteen slide into that camera last night? Looked like he got nailed in the crotch.
that was AWESOME! i think it probably hurt the cameraperson worse, though.
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Quote from: Jacques Oz on February 2, 2009, 10:47:45 AM
Wait! Come back! We have a black guy, too!
I don't know much about that guy, but I'm glad it's not Ken Blackwell (who was also in the running). He's the damn crook who fixed Ohio in 2004.
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February 2, 2009, 11:09:04 AM »
Also in the world of sports, what did you think of Michael Phelps hitting the bong?
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it expands lung capacity..
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