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« on: January 29, 2009, 08:51:20 AM »

Mmmm, delicious, crunchy and soft all at the same time.  I'm nibbling on a ear right now. 
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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2009, 08:58:13 AM »

Shit, that's brutal! (Why can't they use cell phones, though? Tech-stupid.)

Probably because the repeating stations, which receive the cell phone signals and retransmit them (you know, those big metal towers with antennas that have been sprouting like mad all over town?  There's one 300 meters from my place) don't have any power. 

They kind of look like this:



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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2009, 09:04:13 AM »

Shit, that's brutal! (Why can't they use cell phones, though? Tech-stupid.) Sending some of them there positive mind atoms...

When that huge power outage hit the entire Eastern seaboard, and Central U.S. Canada a few years back, thanks to the Ohio grid problem (thanks, Kurt, for plugging in the kettle that one extra time...), cell phones were what kept everyone still connected...

(confused, tech-stupid face)

I have no idea why their cellphones don't work. I now they're on AT&T/Cingular though and my other relatives in the area (who have the same carrier) are having the same problem. Maybe some cell phone trees went down?

These are pretty big in those parts:
http://waynesword.palomar.edu/faketree.htm

You're shitting me! 

Fake plastic trees. 
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« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2009, 09:09:23 AM »

Sooo... Matt, you're not going to the Tindersticks show, right?  Too mumbly, miserable and quiet for your taste, I guess.  But you're going to Acid Mothers Temple, eh? 
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« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2009, 10:36:42 AM »

You left us too soon, Billy Powell.    Sad

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« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2009, 10:48:38 AM »

I wish I had funny or intelligent things to say today.
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« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2009, 10:49:33 AM »

It pretty much doesn't matter to me when we do crappitystock.  I'll find a way to make it regardless...and I suggest everyone else do the same.
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« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2009, 10:58:00 AM »

I wish I had funny or intelligent things to say today.

That never stopped me from posting. 
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« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2009, 10:58:26 AM »

yeah, there's really no excuse to not come, except if you've got kids or something.

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« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2009, 11:02:30 AM »

I wish I had funny or intelligent things to say today.

That never stopped me from posting. 

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« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2009, 11:04:05 AM »

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« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2009, 11:04:56 AM »

yeah, there's really no excuse to not come, except if you've got kids or something.

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« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2009, 11:10:06 AM »

Kids are the only kind of critters I eat!
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« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2009, 11:12:17 AM »

It pretty much doesn't matter to me when we do crappitystock.  I'll find a way to make it regardless...and I suggest everyone else do the same.

There's always gonna be someone who can't make it for whatever reason (And I mean "can't," not "won't") because there are just too damn many of us to find one weekend that's perfect for all. Guess all we can do is just pick something already, and hope for the best. The sooner we do that, the sooner those of us who have to travel can start booking time off work or whatever...
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« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2009, 11:15:15 AM »

Kids are the only kind of critters I eat!

You're a cougar!  Growl! 
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