Hey buddy, can you spare $5 billion?

[Bizarro]

Zimbabwe introduces $50 billion note; buys a loaf of bread

[Bizarro]

It's official: M______'s car has died a horrible death while we still owe $3000 on it.

Thanks world!

[Bizarro]

How to get women by keeping your fridge stocked with Snapple and vitamin water:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/IBRL7D0wcXM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/IBRL7D0wcXM</a>

[Bizarro]

Actually, almost all of this guy's videos are weirdly awesome. Here he is discussing his parking ticket.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/gcRWADEln80" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/gcRWADEln80</a>

[Bizarro]

Ballin' at McDonald's:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/NWHXo3clywk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/NWHXo3clywk</a>

[Tripp]

I can't believe it's not butter... you can drink that shit..

[Bizarro]

The part where the RC cop car goes awry in the parking lot reenactment is my favorite.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Ballin' at McDonald's:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/NWHXo3clywk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/NWHXo3clywk</a>

I'm so cheap that I get my soft drink @ Circle K for 59cent, then I drive thru McD for the double cheese and small fry.

[captqitn]

Watched some more current movies this weekend.   

Benjamin Button.    I really liked this, had some very fun sequences and sideroads that were fun to take in.   It covered so much territory, that I can't say I got terribly emotionally involved with the characters.   But it had plenty of its own charms, and who knew that when you reverse age Brad Pitt, you wind up with Robert Redford?


Revolutionary Road.    I got way sucked into this one.   In a bad way mostly.  Just what I'm going through in my life right now, made this sort of a bad choice.   Made me terribly depressed, but I'm not sure if its because of the quality of the movie, or just the context that I saw it in.    Also, I thought Kate Winslet should've gotten naked more.

[bebopbalogna]

droppin vagina panties all over the place!

[captqitn]

mmhmm... that would've helped the movie too.

[bebopbalogna]

Ballin' at McDonald's:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/NWHXo3clywk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/NWHXo3clywk</a>

a double cheeseburger no cheese.

[captqitn]

wowwy wow.

Ladies and gentlemen, Joe the Journalist. 

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/SJYCxj8KXjQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/SJYCxj8KXjQ</a>

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Orange drink with no ice.  Now that's value.

[bebopbalogna]

so kim's boss is sending us to disney this weekend.   she works for WINDFEATHERS,  and there's a big ass soccer tournament going on down there.  like, 100 little league teams or something.  apparently, little league sopccer teams are huge fans of the windfeather. you can get them custom made to say whatever you want in any font, with any picture. stitched, applique, or printed.  so we are going down as liasons to sell a bunch of custom windfeathers.  for our troubles, he's paying for everything.  hotel, dinner (he specifically recommended we go to Emeril's, and get whatever we want with a nice bottle of wine) plus a one day pass to any park.   i think we're gonna do the animal park, since the last time we went we only had time to ride the mt. everest thing and then go.  anyway, i'm kinda excited.   already checked though, nobody's playing in orlando this weekend worth a shit.  [spoiler][logged]we got 3 doors down, or mad happy.  mad happy is the same shitty hip-hop husband/wife duo from pensacola that was playing in san francisco while we were there. i think i posted something about that back then.  they played at sluggo's sunday night.  and smelled up the place.  and as a was cleaning up, mike (the dude) calls up (an hour after they left)and tells me he thinks he tipped me the door money. and to please check my tip can for a bunch of 20s rolled together. sure enough, four 20's and a couple ones all balled up were in here.  i had a good mind to lie and say no.  but my conscience got the best of me.

i hid this because i would bet that mike googles "mad happy"  5-6 times a day to see what people are saying.  and as much as i don't like their music,  both mike and rivka (the wife) are really nice folks and i would hate to hurt their feelings.[/logged][/spoiler]