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« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2009, 08:13:21 PM »
Quote from: Professor Pickles on January 12, 2009, 08:09:16 PM
Hey, Jeff,  thanks for Mark DeRosa & Kerry Wood!

Enjoy 'em! Two of the finest guys to play for the Cubs of late, but I don't regret letting either go. Wood would've been a drain of $10 million or more for a guy we didn't necessarily need and might very well get hurt again anyway. We're replacing De Rosa with Mike Fontenot, who's at least as good a hitter and a better defender, all for $5 mil less.
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« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2009, 08:13:44 PM »
Rickey's best number to me is Runs scored.
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« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2009, 09:17:18 PM »
Supposedly, Rickey prepared for every game by going up to the locker room's full-length mirror stark naked and muttering "Rickey is the best" over and over again.
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« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2009, 09:35:56 PM »
Sounds like Rickey.  There are some great Rickey stories out there.
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« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2009, 10:05:57 PM »
I've been having sex since 5:30 this afternoon and I've been posting about baseball to keep from cumming too early.
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« Reply #35 on: January 12, 2009, 10:08:48 PM »
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« Reply #36 on: January 12, 2009, 10:27:16 PM »
Quote from: Professor Pickles on January 12, 2009, 10:05:57 PM
I've been having sex since 5:30 this afternoon and I've been posting about baseball to keep from cumming too early.

So, how's it going so far?  Still "in the game"?!
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« Reply #37 on: January 13, 2009, 12:10:45 AM »
I'm enjoying HD cable for the first time.

Billy Crystal is on Letterman and he's too scary looking to be seen in HD.
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« Reply #38 on: January 13, 2009, 12:11:37 AM »
Hey look.  You can see the lint on his suit.
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« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2009, 01:16:17 PM »
Quote from: The Joke Murderer on January 12, 2009, 03:01:07 PM
AWESOME!

knnnnch.  vader plays a steinberger!!!
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« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2009, 01:21:25 PM »
Quote from: Professor Pickles on January 12, 2009, 10:05:57 PM
I've been having sex since 5:30 this afternoon and I've been posting about baseball to keep from cumming too early.

Quote from: Chard on January 12, 2009, 10:27:16 PM
So, how's it going so far?  Still "in the game"?!

Quote from: Professor Pickles on January 13, 2009, 12:10:45 AM
I'm enjoying HD cable for the first time.

is that code?
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« Reply #41 on: January 13, 2009, 02:34:06 PM »
Quote from: bebopbalogna on January 13, 2009, 01:21:25 PM
Quote from: Professor Pickles on January 13, 2009, 12:10:45 AM
I'm enjoying HD cable for the first time.

is that code?

I can show y'all my HD cable. It's got eye-opening detail. Mostly veins.

Because I'm talking about my penis.
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