Bald, short, fat and ugly...

[Doctor Rock]

Bald, short, fat and ugly male, 53, seeks short-sighted woman with tremendous sexual appetite. 

[Bizarro]

I saw that site:

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/

[Bizarro]

Slumdog Millionaire won a bunch of Golden Globes. Good on Danny Boyle.

That was a feel-good movie that didn't make me sick. Actually, I enjoyed it immensely.

[Doctor Rock]

Fender colleague who coined famed Stratocaster name dies

[Bizarro]

Best Onion headline in a while:

Horde Of Orange Monsters Exits Local Tanning Salon

[Moetown]

No one has to tell me why I don't like Mondays.

[Just Some Girl]

How's M_________ doing? If it's any consolation whatsoever, gestational diabetes is fairly common and therefore manageable (with good doctor care/advice), and goes away after childbirth.

She's mostly good, but ridiculously stubborn. She'll test herself on schedule, sticking to her diet all the while then decide that the low results she's getting mean than she doesn't have a problem, so then she cuts loose and eats poorly and her blood sugar goes through the roof. I think she's getting the message, though.

I'd probably be the same way. Hard to not to want to eat whatever the hell you want, though, when you have cravings and are constantly told you're "eating for two."

If any of y'all ever get up this way, we are soooooooooo going to Bluegrass Brunch. Second servings of everything (but the meats) and three Bloody Marys later (apparently, I am also eating for two -- without being pregnant, I should say!), my friend and I rolled over to Kensington Market for grocery shop (including a trip to my fave empanada place, and the cute-boy store, aka the cheese shop) and more boozin' at my fave bar there, Ronnie's Local. Probably didn't need double bourbon on top of beer. Oops. Then got home and finally watched Iron Man with a couple cans o' cider.

(I'd watched Michael Clayton on Saturday night, so obviously now that the captain's watching first-run movies, someone's gotta take over with the year-old shit.)

Not feeling so swell today. I really really do not want to be here anymore.

I also do not particularly like Mondays.

[Just Some Girl]

Bald, short, fat and ugly male, 53, seeks short-sighted woman with tremendous sexual appetite. 

It could happen.

[Tripp]

howdy all..  Hope everyone had a great weekend..

[Mister Chaddy]

howdy all..  Hope everyone had a great weekend..

I did, thanks in no small part to Dragoon!

[Just Some Girl]

How was the rock and roll show, Tripp?

[Tripp]

the Dragoon show was a little weird..  being in Nocturnal (formerly the Antenna Club, Madison Flame, the Void, etc.)  just felt kinda weird.  Almost like I was doing a disservice to the memory of the Antenna Club..
The show was alright I guess.  Couldn't really see any audience cause of this light in my face and it felt like the nearest person was 50 feet away.

The second band were total douchebags. They may as well have been an Eddie Money cover band.  I couldn't stand them.  And main dude from their band was keeping tabs on who came to see which band. So I threw that in the garbage as soon as had my turn working the door.

AND the club paid the soundman out of the door WHICH IS BULLSHIT!!!.  The soundman is an employee of the club and should get paid from the bar. the doorman can get paid for working the door because he's working for the bands..  

anyhoo.. not sure if we'll return to Nocturnal anytime soon.

And their jukebox sucked.

[Tripp]

But it was good to see so many friends there. We did have a decent crowd.

[Tripp]

JD Reager sounded real good. ole JJ Shabbadoo plays drums for them and it sounded real good.

We played 3 or 4 old Paper Plates songs. Joey said he enjoyed hearing them so that was cool.

[Just Some Girl]

Yikes! But I'm sure you rocked it at least, right? Right?

Ok, hafta go back to my desk now. Have a happy Monday, y'all!