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« on: December 31, 2008, 11:01:25 AM »

How 'bout almost a "unit" of pig rectum?

(glad they included safe handling instructions)


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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2008, 11:06:33 AM »

Special message for Savannah:

Least funny Canadian "comedy" sketch show finally put out of its my misery.


(raises glass)
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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2008, 11:32:56 AM »

good morning...


I just got my hair cut...


our heater is out and we have a big party tonight..! Yeah!
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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2008, 11:36:13 AM »

I totally wrecked my neck/back the other day (not a result of sex, though it's affecting that...awesome) to the point that even lying down hurts (see?). It's extremely frustrating because I don't want to be a whiny baby, but it's making me feel like not doing anything either (see?). I've been popping the extra strength pain relievers (and drinking!)(duh) which makes it tolerable, but I just want it to go away already.

If the buses out of this 'burb didn't ONLY run during rush hour, I could get myself downtown and find a spa for a massage. But they don't, so I can't. I wonder how much a cab would be.....?

Ok, done whining here now, too.

Maybe I'll go practice my Rock Band skillz.
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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2008, 11:36:58 AM »

Mernin!

Eeks.. can you get it fixed?   Probably an uphill battle to find someone on New Years Eve.  

Good luck, and otherwise just tell your guests to hit the hard stuff early on to stay warm.   And when the pig rectums are done cooking, leave the oven door open.

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« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2008, 11:37:15 AM »

Murnin', Tripp. Murnin', Eric.

Party, eh? It's nice we can all celebrate Eric's birthday (eve) in our own special ways...
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« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2008, 11:50:28 AM »

Aaaaaaaaaand Mr. Pogo! comes through for me:

also - if you take a right, on the way to albertsons, there is an Asian nail salon in a little strip that I do think gives massages. Prolly not great, but I'd bet cheap also. And better chance of happy ending, or at least pork rectum snack


Yay! I might head out there shortly (it's walkable).
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« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2008, 12:14:01 PM »

I love it when a plan comes together.
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« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2008, 12:40:56 PM »

 Grin    (gonnnnnnng)


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« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2008, 12:45:43 PM »

Hey everyone!
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« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2008, 12:46:55 PM »

I'm gonna get a new year's eve haircut. I'll be stylin' at the party I'm not going to tonight.
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« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2008, 12:47:56 PM »

Tomorrow I'll look good for Eric's b-day.
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« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2008, 12:50:47 PM »

I really don't have the money, but I gotta look "professional" for work.
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« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2008, 12:52:22 PM »

If I could, I'd stop shaving and getting my hair cut. If there's such a thing as retirement, I'll never shave or cut my hair again.
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« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2008, 12:52:34 PM »

Tomorrow I'll look good for Eric's b-day.

The greatest gift of all.
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