Slut in the kitchen

[Tripp]

CAPPY, tell your buddy there's a free show at the Hi_tone tonight.... the Limes and Harlan T Bobo.  The place to be fo sho...

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

I just have images of your mother-in law in a frilly white apron in your kitchen constantly stirring something in a really big pot with a huge wooden spoon.

Will you post them?

[captqitn]

knnnchhmpsss...

[matthew]

Mike Huckabee's former campaign manager include this song on a compilation CD about hating liberals he gave out at Christmas. Rush Limbaugh has been playing it on the radio. They insist they don't know why people would be offended by it.

It's called "Barack, the Magic Negro."

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/NfxVkLhlu5s" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/NfxVkLhlu5s</a>

That song first outraged Barack supporters twenty-one months ago...is there any reason this p.c.-police-baiting should be even acknowledged today?

[captqitn]

mmm..   maybe just to keep someone with so little judgement out of the RNC chairman's job.   not that I think its a worthwhile cause, just saying I suspect thats why its being warmed up like so much who-hash.

Thanks tripp!   didn't catch your note in time, but happily, someone else told him to hit Gus's's ,  so... happy ending!

[matthew]

But it's his bleak forecast for the U.S. that is music to the ears of the Kremlin, which in recent years has blamed Washington for everything from instability in the Middle East to the global financial crisis.

He's clearly mad.

[captqitn]

But it's his bleak forecast for the U.S. that is music to the ears of the Kremlin, which in recent years has blamed Washington for everything from instability in the Middle East to the global financial crisis.

He's clearly mad.

..and didn't get the memo that Barry is going to fix it all in his first term.   

[matthew]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/pXkBzTLOyjc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/pXkBzTLOyjc</a>

(if it doesn't make you laugh, imagine it under the title "The Worst Thing I Ever Saw On Public Access TV")

[captqitn]

wow.   I'll give it to him for "feelin" it.

I do enjoy a hurdy gurdy.   there's just no such thing as finding a bargain one though.   

[Doctor Rock]

I guess Ryan and I could talk about sports.

Water sports?

[Doctor Rock]

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123051100709638419.html

As if Things Weren't Bad Enough, Russian Professor Predicts End of U.S.
In Moscow, Igor Panarin's Forecasts Are All the Rage; America 'Disintegrates' in 2010

MOSCOW -- For a decade, Russian academic Igor Panarin has been predicting the U.S. will fall apart in 2010. For most of that time, he admits, few took his argument -- that an economic and moral collapse will trigger a civil war and the eventual breakup of the U.S. -- very seriously. Now he's found an eager audience: Russian state media.

In recent weeks, he's been interviewed as much as twice a day about his predictions. "It's a record," says Prof. Panarin. "But I think the attention is going to grow even stronger."

Prof. Panarin, 50 years old, is not a fringe figure. A former KGB analyst, he is dean of the Russian Foreign Ministry's academy for future diplomats. He is invited to Kremlin receptions, lectures students, publishes books, and appears in the media as an expert on U.S.-Russia relations.

What a load of horse shit!  By the way, I'm saying bullshit not because I think he's wrong, or whatever, 'cause I really don't know,  I'm saying BS basically because neither does he.   It's just speculation, and it seems to me that, like all crackpots, the professor is letting his wishes dictate his thinking.  

[Doctor Rock]

But it's his bleak forecast for the U.S. that is music to the ears of the Kremlin, which in recent years has blamed Washington for everything from instability in the Middle East to the global financial crisis.

He's clearly mad.

Who's clearly mad? The Kremlin?

[Bizarro]

Let it be noted for the record that I linked the article on the Russian prof simply as an odd conversation piece.

Even if I thought the US would collapse, the idea of the South merging with Mexico is hee-larious.

[Doctor Rock]

Let it be noted for the record that I linked the article on the Russian prof simply as an odd conversation piece.

Even if I thought the US would collapse, the idea of the South merging with Mexico is hee-larious.

Yeah, the man is a crank.  And if he truly has the ears of the Kremlin, well, then that makes it yet another example of my favourite simplistic explanation for every political and social problem, to wit, that the world is full of idiots.