Slut in the kitchen

[Doctor Rock]

Slut in the kitchen, chef in the bedroom.  Woman with mixed priorities (37) seeks man who can toss a good salad. 

[Bizarro]

I What.cd. They have the alternate version of Fresh by Sly and the Family Stone. Sony accidentally used the wrong set of masters when then were putting together the CD version. Always wanted to hear this.

[Doctor Rock]

Can you toss a good salad, Jeff? 

[Bizarro]

Eat my ass.

[Doctor Rock]

Eat my ass.

How rude! 

[Bizarro]

(wishing he could find a Full house "how rude" animated gif)

How's your weekend Dan?

[Doctor Rock]

(wishing he could find a Full house "how rude" animated gif)

How's your weekend Dan?

Not doing much, but other than that going along quite nicely... Probably because I'm not doing much. 

[Bizarro]

It's been lazy weather here, so I'm going with the flow. First it was heavy fog that just seemed to say "Stay home." Now it's from-out-of-nowhere bright sunshine that's making me want to lay around like a beagle in front of a window.

[Doctor Rock]

I'm getting new upstairs neighbours soon.  They're from Moldova.  They seem nice, but they give me the impression that they're also a bit uptight.  

[Bizarro]

Which Moldova? The Republic of Moldova or the Romanian region called Moldova? Probably the former, I guess.

Either way they probably speak "the Moldovan language" which is essentially Romanian with a silly accent. They just can't stand admitting its not a unique language.

[Moetown]

Hannah baby was a honey of a girl.
Her eyes were hazel, and her teeth were slightly curved.

[Doctor Rock]

Which Moldova? The Republic of Moldova or the Romanian region called Moldova? Probably the former, I guess.

Either way they probably speak "the Moldovan language" which is essentially Romanian with a silly accent. They just can't stand admitting its not a unique language.

The republic of.  And they say they speak Romanian.  I think they mostly hang with people from the Romanian immigrant community too, but I'm not sure. 

By the way, the French from France say Quebecers speak French with a silly accent, whereas Quebecers say that it's the French who have a silly accent.  With the Portuguese, it's Brazilians, and vice versa...

 

[Doctor Rock]

Hannah baby was a honey of a girl.
Her eyes were hazel, and her teeth were slightly curved.

She took my guitar and she began to play
She sang a song to me
Stuck right in my brain

[Bizarro]

The republic of.  And they say they speak Romanian.  I think they mostly hang with people from the Romanian immigrant community too, but I'm not sure. 

I didn't mean to mock actual Moldovans. The ones I know are pretty cool, and yeah, they tend to find their way to Romanians like ex-pat Canucks find their way to ex-pat Americans. Moldovans have really good food, too.

By the way, the French from France say Quebecers speak French with a silly accent, whereas Quebecers say that it's the French who have a silly accent.  With the Portuguese, it's Brazilians, and vice versa...

Funny accents are fine. But Moldovans saying they speak the "Moldovan" language is only slightly less hilarious than the old trope of the US hillbilly telling the Brit to "talk American." To be fair, that's mostly a governmental bit of silliness though.

We get our Romanian and Hungarian tv working on Tuesday. (Finally!)

[Tripp]

I just have images of your mother-in law in a frilly white apron in your kitchen constantly stirring something in a really big pot with a huge wooden spoon.