They Call Me Naughty Lola.

[Bizarro]

And this one is great in a Welcome to the Dollhouse kind of way:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/eeX-zWNsHI0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/eeX-zWNsHI0</a>

[Moetown]

Fucking Taliban are ruling Afghanistan again; Pakistan is piling up forces on it's border with India; Israel and Hamas are tossing missiles back and forth. Quite a cliffhanger to end the year on.

[Doctor Rock]

Fucking Taliban are ruling Afghanistan again; Pakistan is piling up forces on it's border with India; Israel and Hamas are tossing missiles back and forth. Quite a cliffhanger to end the year on.

Seems like business as usual to me...

[Tripp]

Happy new year, Obama.

[Tripp]

This was inevitable. One day someone was bound to get so angry that they'd shoot someone because they wouldn't shut up during a movie. I know I've felt like doing that sometimes, but I'm sane enough to stop before my actions become violent and I don't own a gun anyway. The story of the weekend (via The Philadelphia Inquirer) involves one James Joseph Cialella Jr., a 29 year old moviegoer who was attending a showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button on Christmas Day in Philadelphia. When a father and son sitting in front of him wouldn't stop talking during the movie, including after Cialella angrily threw popcorn at them, he presumed to get up and shoot the father in the arm with a Kel-Tec .380 handgun.

Get this, after shooting the father, Cialella put the gun back in his waist and sat back down in his seat to finish the movie. By then, everyone else had scurried out of the movie theater, so now he was enjoying it all alone, in absolute silence. The police were called and arrested him a few minutes later. Cialella is being charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault, and weapons violations. This all occurred at the UA Riverview Theatre in South Philadelphia (seen above), which apparently sees the likes of "ghetto" moviegoers all the time. I'm guessing that no one is attending movies at that theater this weekend.


December 27, 2008
Source: Philadelphia Inquirer
by Alex Billington

[Mister Chaddy]

This was inevitable. One day someone was bound to get so angry that they'd shoot someone because they wouldn't shut up during a movie. I know I've felt like doing that sometimes, but I'm sane enough to stop before my actions become violent and I don't own a gun anyway. The story of the weekend (via The Philadelphia Inquirer) involves one James Joseph Cialella Jr., a 29 year old moviegoer who was attending a showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button on Christmas Day in Philadelphia. When a father and son sitting in front of him wouldn't stop talking during the movie, including after Cialella angrily threw popcorn at them, he presumed to get up and shoot the father in the arm with a Kel-Tec .380 handgun.

Get this, after shooting the father, Cialella put the gun back in his waist and sat back down in his seat to finish the movie. By then, everyone else had scurried out of the movie theater, so now he was enjoying it all alone, in absolute silence. The police were called and arrested him a few minutes later. Cialella is being charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault, and weapons violations. This all occurred at the UA Riverview Theatre in South Philadelphia (seen above), which apparently sees the likes of "ghetto" moviegoers all the time. I'm guessing that no one is attending movies at that theater this weekend.


December 27, 2008
Source: Philadelphia Inquirer
by Alex Billington

Jeebus!

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

(voice trailing off)  Nachoooo

I knew a foreign exchange student named Nacho.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Hollywood actor Jay Mohr has filed legal papers for an unusual request - the star wants his wife's surname added to his own.

The funnyman married actress Nikki Cox at the Hotel Bel-Air in Los Angeles on 29 December 2006.

And now he has requested to have his spouse's name added after his - to officially become Jay Ferguson Cox Mohr, according to TMZ.com.


Why not Mohr-Cox?  He is a "funnyman."

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

This was inevitable. One day someone was bound to get so angry that they'd shoot someone because they wouldn't shut up during a movie. I know I've felt like doing that sometimes, but I'm sane enough to stop before my actions become violent and I don't own a gun anyway. The story of the weekend (via The Philadelphia Inquirer) involves one James Joseph Cialella Jr., a 29 year old moviegoer who was attending a showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button on Christmas Day in Philadelphia. When a father and son sitting in front of him wouldn't stop talking during the movie, including after Cialella angrily threw popcorn at them, he presumed to get up and shoot the father in the arm with a Kel-Tec .380 handgun.

Get this, after shooting the father, Cialella put the gun back in his waist and sat back down in his seat to finish the movie. By then, everyone else had scurried out of the movie theater, so now he was enjoying it all alone, in absolute silence. The police were called and arrested him a few minutes later. Cialella is being charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault, and weapons violations. This all occurred at the UA Riverview Theatre in South Philadelphia (seen above), which apparently sees the likes of "ghetto" moviegoers all the time. I'm guessing that no one is attending movies at that theater this weekend.


December 27, 2008
Source: Philadelphia Inquirer
by Alex Billington

Jeebus!

As a rule, I don't mind talking so much if you're involved in the movie and responding to it.

None of my rules involve gun play for enforcement though.