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« on: December 26, 2008, 11:25:05 AM »

They call me naughty Lola.  Run-of-the-mill beardy physicist (M, 46). 
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« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2008, 11:26:55 AM »

R_____ gave a me a book that compiles a number of personal ads posted on the pages of the London Review of Books.  Most are hilarious (and short).   

I think I'm going to post some here, for your enjoyment. 
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« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2008, 11:34:23 AM »

Ok then.

Hope you had a nice Christ-mas, Dan. I got into Dallas last night at 9:30pm, but it took an hour to get my luggage, and Pogo! and I were both going nuts by that time cuz it's been six weeks since we've seen one another (and I was exhausted from having done the family xmas, then busing back home to Toronto, then back out airport way, etc.). Poor dude had to work this morning -- I didn't keep him up too too late -- so here I am.

I have now figured out the coffee maker (and am now enjoying the Bailey's I brought along), and have the parental code for TV, and can watch all the online porn I want, so I'm good. Wink  I may actually watch Tropic Thunder this morning.

I think we have Ryan's kid tonight... Can't wait for the wii bowling or Rock band!
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« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2008, 11:47:45 AM »

Did I accidentally put Pogo!'s log in?  (not code) Hmmmmm....

I find it amusing that I go out of my way to drink skim milk in my coffee, yet top it up with ultra fattening Bailey's. Idjit.

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« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2008, 11:48:51 AM »

Longest day ever. Its so slow I can crappitize
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« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2008, 11:53:24 AM »

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! It's really you. I almost never get to crappitize at work (except from 1-1:30pm on Mondays and Fridays). I feel for ya, man.
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« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2008, 11:53:50 AM »

P.S. Now we can get this mo-fo party started, y'all.  breakin2 breakin2 breakin2 breakin2
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« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2008, 12:00:53 PM »

i feel like a third wheel.   Undecided
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« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2008, 12:01:19 PM »

Dan doesn't like mo-fo parties, apparently. Bye, Dan!

Sooooooo....  (tries to think of something I haven't already said on email this morning)  ...Tennis? Do you suck as much as I do, Pogo!? If so, we should totally play while I'm here.*



*not code. (except that I didn't bring sneakers this time, along with the other shoes/boots I brought, so, may as well be code.)
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« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2008, 12:02:50 PM »

I'm feeling cruddy. Ya'll may have to get the party started withoot me.
And hey savannah!
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« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2008, 12:03:06 PM »

i feel like a third wheel.   Undecided


Finally! Someone fun! Wink

Didn't see ya there... How was your Christmas, Sav? Glad stuff's working out with S______, btw. Many many smooches to ya.

Tripp says Dragoon are playing Feb 6 (I think). I may actually make the trek to Mempho. Well, thinking about it... I know it's far away and I'll probably change my mind, but...head's up! Wink
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« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2008, 12:04:11 PM »

I'm not so good at Tennis. Maybe we can square off in wii tennis tonight, easier to involve booze and less likely to result in an injury
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« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2008, 12:06:32 PM »

my christmas was fine- the usual. drinking parties with the gays (and tucker) followed by family shiz. woohoo.

here's to both of y'alls days going by superfast so y'all can hang out and nap as soon as possible!   Kiss
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« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2008, 12:07:57 PM »

i beg to differ about the wii tennis. my friend trish busted her ass so hard playing wii tennis after we had 2 pitchers of margaritas. it was the funniest goddamn thing ever.

(but still: play with caution)
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« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2008, 12:08:11 PM »

Cheers to that (i.e. napping).

Also: Pfffft, 's'if Tucker isn't gay.
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