don we now our gay apparel

[Bizarro]

Was that not what they meant?

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

[Bizarro]

I don't even want to play a game where we try and top that.

[Doctor Rock]

Here's to crunking.

More songs:
Eels - "Everything's Gonna Be Cool This Christmas"
The Hives vs. Cyndi Lauper - "A Christmas Duel"
The Kinks - "Father Christmas"
The Raveonettes - "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"
The Raveonettes - "The Christmas Song"
Grandaddy - "Alan Parsons in a Winter Wonderland"
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "All I Want for Christmas"

Did anyone mention Chuck Berry's Run Rudolph Run ?

[Moetown]

Was that not what they meant?

Well, that's what I'm talking about, sweetie.

[Doctor Rock]

And there's always Do They Know It's Xmas/Feed The World by Band Aid.

[Doctor Rock]

Celine Dion sings a killer version of Little Drummer Boy. 

[Doctor Rock]

speaking of traveling, kim and i got back from atlanta last night.  we've been there since thursday.  as soon as i got home from atl for the ac/dc show (which was awesome, btw.  i'm seriously considering coming up for the memphis show.  if there were a dragoon show or something that weekend or som ething, it would be a done deal....hint) i had to turn around and go back.  it seems that in pensacola (home of several abortion clinic bombings and a couple murders)  there is not a hospital or clinic that perform a termination, EVEN IF IT IS A MEDICAL NECESSITY, after 18 weeks. and federal law won't allow it unless the MOTHER'S health is in danger after 24 weeks.  kim was at 23 weeks. so we had to go to a special clinic in atl for the most miserable weekend of our lives. so that is done.  it's so ridiculous that the freakin pro-life nazis in this country have created such a paranoid society as far as reproductive rights are concerned that we can't even get this done in the hospital.  it was pretty humiliating being in that place all weekend. (it was a two day procedure plus recovery time).  you know how cool my wife is?  patterson hood (DBT) was playing at the star bar friday night and dead confederate played at variety playhouse saturday.  kim knows me well enough that she actually told me to get out and have a good time. almost encouraged me to go.  but she's also crazy.  there's no friggin way is was gonna leave her alone in misery to go and see a rock show. 

the silver lining is that we can get back to some normalcy, and we can try again.  but my heart is pretty much broken.  it would have been a son.

Dunno what to say... I'm really bummed that things turned out this way.  I can easily place myself in your shoes, I just have to take a look at my daughter and imagine being in your circumstances...

I am thinking of you and Kim. 

[Bizarro]

That's all damned sad, Pat. But you have Kim and she has you, so there's that. Greeks say that when you get married all your joys are doubled and your sorrows are halved because you have someone to share them with. It's true, too.

[Mister Chaddy]

I cannot even say how sorry I am for you guys, Pat.  I know your hearts are broken. 

If Kim got pregnant once, she can do it again.  I know that doesn't help much, but I hope it does a little.

[Bizarro]

And now, a pug attacking a laser pointer dot:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/GVuBPaJsNQc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/GVuBPaJsNQc</a>

[Bizarro]

Smart kids more likely to be heavy drinkers.

And also...

Inventor aims to bring cheap corrective lenses to world's poor ...

Silver has devised a pair of glasses which rely on the principle that the fatter a lens the more powerful it becomes. Inside the device's tough plastic lenses are two clear circular sacs filled with fluid, each of which is connected to a small syringe attached to either arm of the spectacles.

The wearer adjusts a dial on the syringe to add or reduce amount of fluid in the membrane, thus changing the power of the lens. When the wearer is happy with the strength of each lens the membrane is sealed by twisting a small screw, and the syringes removed. The principle is so simple, the team has discovered, that with very little guidance people are perfectly capable of creating glasses to their own prescription.

Americans fatter than ever, having more plastic surgery than ever, increasingly choosing to live near water

'Cause you know, nothing better at the beach than a fat person with a bad facelift.

[Bizarro]

'cause sometimes, what you need is a big ass truck.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/N0gb9v4LI4o" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/N0gb9v4LI4o</a>

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Find me on them internets.

[Doctor Rock]

 That's more like dyke apparel, no? 

(Assuming that gay is a term primarily used to describe homosexual men)