Harpies!

[Doctor Rock]

What if harpies were real? We'd be so scared to go outside.

Having women trouble, Moe?

[Doctor Rock]

Phineas, a king of Thrace, had the gift of prophecy. Zeus, angry that Phineas revealed too much, punished him by putting him on an island with a buffet of food which he could never eat. The harpies always arrived and stole the food out of his hands right before he could satisfy his hunger, and befouled the remains. (In another version of the tale, the Harpies would rip out his liver, which would grow back until the next morning when the Harpies ripped it out again.)

[Mister Chaddy]

Happy American Thanksgiving, Joke Murderer!

[Tripp]

HARPY CRUNKSGIVING!

[Doctor Rock]

Happy American Thanksgiving, Joke Murderer!

Choke on a turkey bone, Chad!

Happy thanksgiving! 

[Doctor Rock]

A crappity thanksgiving classic!

[Doctor Rock]

you are extremely nice...but you could probably be a bit harder."

if i had a dime for everytime i heard that....

That was totally demanding a "that's what she said" comment!  

[bebopbalogna]

gobble.


i'm in charge of the mac'n'cheese today.  my mac'n'cheese is so friggin awesome you just don't know.

[bebopbalogna]

you are extremely nice...but you could probably be a bit harder."

if i had a dime for everytime i heard that....

That was totally demenading a "that's what she said" comment!  

i know, but there's been so many "she's" in this case, i had to change it up.

[Tripp]

we got thanks giving outta the way last night.  Went to Jim's Place (an expensive steak house ).  S___'s sister brought her new best friend who is sort of this empowering "sisterhood of divorce" support-type person. She's kind of a republican  wench. She never shut up the whole dinner. She constantly made exclamations like 'SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL!"  and "AWESOME BLOSSOM"  and then she would tell lengthy stories about how her ex-husband used to beat her. But the gist of the whole thing was suppose to be what a strong independent woman she is.  And me and S____ are sitting there going 'it's our thanksgiving dinner, why is this relative stranger here talking non-stop about what a dick her ex is..?' I'm sure she thinks she's a 'character'.

anyhoo, I got the halibut.

So afterwards (as it was S____'s bday) we went to La Chardonnay  for a drink and who was there but S___'s sister's psycho ex-husband!! So we just turned around and walked out.  
Went to Old Zinnies and had some drinks and there we ran into various past owners of the Hi-Tone.
Then we went to the McStay's and I smoked out and me and Jared rearranged their living room.

It turns out Jared and Lori also find themselves with no obligations today so we're gonna go over to their house in a little bit and have a little thanksgiving dinner and we are gonna get HII-III-IIIGH!!!

[Doctor Rock]

gobble.


i'm in charge of the mac'n'cheese today.  my mac'n'cheese is so friggin awesome you just don't know.

I make a pretty good mac'n'cheese too.  The secret is the cheese: I use fancy-schmancy gruyère.  

[Tripp]

gobble.


i'm in charge of the mac'n'cheese today.  my mac'n'cheese is so friggin awesome you just don't know.

ooh,  give us your recipe.  S____   makes a mean mac and cheese as well but she's always looking to other people for inspiration.

[Tripp]

S_____ uses jalapenos and a garlic cream sauce

[bebopbalogna]

She constantly made exclamations like 'SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL!"  and "AWESOME BLOSSOM"  

i'd have kicked her ass right then and there.

[Doctor Rock]

It turns out Jared and Lori also find themselves with no obligations today so we're gonna go over to their house in a little bit and have a little thanksgiving dinner and we are gonna get HII-III-IIIGH!!!

Now that's what I call giving thanks!