do not adjust your screen

[Sabamah]

wait- are y'all talking about the werewolf ginger snaps movie? (is there another ginger snaps movie?)

jeez louise, i slept til 11:15 and that last sentence took me about 5 minutes to write.

[Sabamah]

and yes, the pernice bros. did not dissapoint last night. god, they're so fucking good (and such lovely men to boot) i was going to trek up to STL to see them again tonight, but now that wilco's cancelled tomorrow and i'm tired and would be driving by myself i just don/;tsnhklvgfk

(falls asleep on keyboard)

[Moetown]

The theme for the week in my class is gardening, so we planted seeds today. Y'know, seed in Espanol is semilla. Yesterday I was talking about plants that can grow without seeds, and students kept translating that into sinsemilla. I didn't even make a joke about it.

[Plasto]

Yeah, Moe, you're planting seeds. Planting MIND seeds.

Tonight the documentary about Florence that Sabamah's been working on debuts on WKNO Channel Ten. 9 pm I beleivessdas (believe)--these spam bots got my spelling slanted.

Actually got some favorable ink in this morning's Commercial Appeal. Check it out, Bamah, after you wake up with "QWERTY" spelled backwards across your forehead.

[78 RPM]

By the way, since our leader (DirtyOldTown) frowns upon bandwidth stealing, we have devised a way of avoiding that: we download any attachment we need into the attachment isles, a thread in the geek isles, and then use its crappity web address to show it in the main boards.  Know what I'm saying?

aigh knoe wat yuo mena

[Doctor Rock]

i am led to the understanding that by attaching this image i will find karmic justice from the (m)asses

Karmic justice has been bestowed upon thy ass.

[Plasto]

lucky brainfiber. i remember bee thousand. it took a while to kick in, it was the first "lo fi" pop recording that i took a liking to. smothered in static. it just played and played, and then it was "goldheart mountaintop queen directory" that finally broke through and reached my underdeveloped pop bliss centers.  

better yet let's all get wheat
   
on the tractor rape chain
i can't be sure but I'm afraid that Jackyl was referenced on this board today. This CAN'T happen again.

[brainfiber]

load up the double boweled bong...it's 4:20 on 4/20

[Moetown]

We're an hour behind. Anyway, who needs a special time and day for double loads?

[Tripp]

The Porkchop Glockenspiel Spleen Trajectory

[78 RPM]

better yet let's all get wheat
   
on the tractor rape chain

today for me is more like

aerosol halos, films of the flag
rifle games for 7-year-olds, what a drag

[regular tom]

spambot pollard strikes again:

cockcrow breakdown madrigal uphold snail dickinson maverick typic adjoint prudent goad ! clench inconspicuous coral embank aphid redcoat lineman narrow agglutinate giggle spook baghdad kettle conjectural pesticide coat showy guideline crank dietrich lightweight uterine reub monk fudge bratwurst sheila matson narcissus mushy cheesy deaden emmanuel

[Jeff]

I just got a spam from a Roberto Pollard.

No, really.

[78 RPM]

No, really.

no. reallY?

[Jeff]

dude, seriously.

I got 778 lines at Tetris earlier today. My new cell phone has it on there and I've been playing all week. I'm having trouble remembering back to the glory days, but 778 is a fucking lot, right?