Arrrgh booty!

[Doctor Rock]

Good moaning! 

[Doctor Rock]

We need a booty shaking emoticon, if there is such a thing.  If there isn't, well, why not, damn it? 

[captqitn]

 

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[Tripp]

Ridley Scott to direct a film adaptation of the game Monopoly..?



Who gives a shit.



WHY would anyone care about an adaptation of Monopoly   "OOohh I can't wait to see how they work in the 'get out of jail' card..    Are the main characters gonna be a thimble and an old-timey car?  I mean who gives a fucking  shit??

[Doctor Rock]

That movie is going to be really, really long, and it's going to get very predictable as soon as they sell Park Place and Boardwalk. 

[Doctor Rock]

Man, all the booty shaking vids on youtube have really annoying hip-hop soundtracks!

[Doctor Rock]

This girl doesn't have a booty.  She has an ass, but no booty.

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[captqitn]

And that little lady's name... (pause for effect)   ...was Cameron Diaz.

[Tripp]

I just watched the new trailer for Roland Emmerich's 2012..  Will somebody please shoot this moron in the kneecaps already?? Seriously. he makes me feel like I have a promising career as a film director. How does he even get actors to be in his piece of shit movies?

If you didn't know, the movie is about the ancient Mayan prophecies (as opposed to the more recent ones) that say essentially the end of the 6th age (?) comes in December 2012. Sure. pretty creepy scary stuff.  But you know what? It's only 4 years away and I kinda feel sometimes like the Mayans may have been on to something (although some interpretations of the prophecy say that it marks the beginning of a new age of positivity, not the end of the world).  But of course Roland Fucking Emmerich wants to capitalize on it and make the ultimate disaster movie out of it instead of taking a thoughtful look at about what it could mean.

When you eventually see the trailer you probably will be impressed. it's just a huge fucking tidal wave coming over some mountains. Yes, it's cool looking.  But you know what? I guarantee you that is the ONLY good part of the movie.

Apparently the movie ends when John Cusack discovers an ancient Mayan spaceship and he  and the cast escape the earth.  I'm not kidding.

hey Roland Emmerich!!  Why don't you make a movie called CGI Tidal Wave and just don't have a story or any actors. Just show a tidal wave washing over the earth because I can guaranfuckingtee you that would be infinitely more entertaining than whatever crap you've come up with.

[Doctor Rock]

And that little lady's name... (pause for effect)   ...was Cameron Diaz.

AKA Cameron "Bonny Ass" Diaz.

[Doctor Rock]

I just watched the new trailer for Roland Emmerich's 2012..  Will somebody please shoot this moron in the kneecaps already?? Seriously. he makes me feel like I have a promising career as a film director. How does he even get actors to be in his piece of shit movies?

If you didn't know, the movie is about the ancient Mayan prophecies (as opposed to the more recent ones) that say essentially the end of the 6th age (?) comes in December 2012. Sure. pretty creepy scary stuff.  But you know what? It's only 4 years away and I kinda feel sometimes like the Mayans may have been on to something (although some interpretations of the prophecy say that it marks the beginning of a new age of positivity, not the end of the world).  But of course Roland Fucking Emmerich wants to capitalize on it and make the ultimate disaster movie out of it instead of taking a thoughtful look at about what it could mean.

When you eventually see the trailer you probably will be impressed. it's just a huge fucking tidal wave coming over some mountains. Yes, it's cool looking.  But you know what? I guarantee you that is the ONLY good part of the movie.

Apparently the movie ends when John Cusack discovers an ancient Mayan spaceship and he  and the cast escape the earth.  I'm not kidding.

hey Roland Emmerich!!  Why don't you make a movie called CGI Tidal Wave and just don't have a story or any actors. Just show a tidal wave washing over the earth because I can guaranfuckingtee you that would be infinitely more entertaining than whatever crap you've come up with.

Crickey, when it's not the stupid rapture, it's someone else's old superstition. 

[captqitn]

I just heard about the Where the Wild Things Are adaptation.        And all the subsequent fanboy hand-wringing.     Hope it all works out.   I could definitely see something good coming out of that.

[captqitn]

In somewhat related news, my buddy is in that new Charlie Kaufman movie "Synecdoche".   I was so psyched for him, but man its getting really bad reviews so far.   

[Doctor Rock]

In somewhat related news, my buddy is in that new Charlie Kaufman movie "Synecdoche".   I was so psyched for him, but man its getting really bad reviews so far.   

Is that the movie he directed? 

[captqitn]

Yep.  And everyone is saying thats the problem.   He just doesn't know how to tighten up his own scripts.   Cliche but true, everyone needs an editor.