Siouxsie and the Bangees

[matthew]

I told you.

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[Tripp]

thats funny

[Bizarro]

http://palinaspresident.com/

[Bizarro]

FACT! Barack Obama and sixties radical Bill Ayers were both associated with the Chicago Annenberg Challenge, a radical education foundation whose radical goal is to radically educate black children by educating them... while they are still black.

FACT! Barack Obama spent twenty years in the same church as radically black pastor Jeremiah Wright, who has been known to make such incendiary claims as "white people enslaved black people" and "white people killed Native Americans." Is Barack Obama part of the international black conspiracy to trick white people into thinking about racism? Answer: maybe.

FACT! Barack Obama has been friends with Rashid Khalidi, an openly Arab Arab who is so Arab he writes about other Arabs. Is Barack Obama part of the international Arab conspiracy to trick white people into thinking about Arabs? Answer: also maybe.

FACT! Barack Obama talks about his white mother and his white grandparents and the white half of his family that is white, but did you know that half of his family is also black? In fact, half his family is so black that Obama keeps them hidden away on a whole other continent where they speak in a strange, otherworldly code which is not even English. What is Obama trying to hide? Possibly something black. BONUS FACT! Barack Obama may be half-white and half-black, but he married a woman who is completely black. In a way, doesn't that make him three-quarters black? Math doesn't lie, people!

FACT! "Obama" is an ancient Muslim name meaning "He Who Deceives the White Man with his Telegenic Charisma, Angular Good Looks, and Deceptively Conservative Policy Proposals." Coincidence? Or co-bama?

FACT! The previous fact was made up. But doesn't the fact that it was so easily made up prove that a kernel of truth must exist within the lie, and doesn't the existence of that kernel of truth prove that the lie is, in fact, true? Think about it! But not very hard!

FACT! Barack Obama was a community organizer. ACORN is made of community organizers. Acorns come from oak trees. Oak trees belong to the genus Quercus, which includes Quercus faginea, the Portuguese oak. The prime minister of Portugal is José Sócrates, whose last name looks like Socrates, who lived in Athens, which is also a city in Georgia, whose state fruit is the peach, which is native to China, which is exactly what Osama bin Laden was eating off of while he was plotting to destroy the Twin Towers. It's all connected, people - they just don't want you to know! And they could be black.

http://fafblog.blogspot.com/2008/10/barack-obama-black.html

[Doctor Rock]

http://palinaspresident.com/

Guffaw! 

[Doctor Rock]

FACT! Barack Obama was a community organizer. ACORN is made of community organizers. Acorns come from oak trees. Oak trees belong to the genus Quercus, which includes Quercus faginea, the Portuguese oak. The prime minister of Portugal is José Sócrates, whose last name looks like Socrates, who lived in Athens, which is also a city in Georgia, whose state fruit is the peach, which is native to China, which is exactly what Osama bin Laden was eating off of while he was plotting to destroy the Twin Towers. It's all connected, people - they just don't want you to know! And they could be black.

And José Socrates is (gasp) a socialist socialest!

[Bizarro]

Am I a sad paranoid man or a pragmatist for worrying that "voter irregularities" in swing states with Repug leadership and exit-poll defying McCain turnarounds in black box voting states might yet lead to a McCain/Palin upset?

[Tripp]

I don't think that'll happen.  What is gonna happen is Obama is gonna win then the repubs will cry voter fraud over Acorn.  Hopefully our side is already backed up for this.

The other thing is there's gonna be a huge turnout for obama which hopefully will trump any kinda of election rigging.

[Doctor Rock]

Voter turnout drops to record low

An estimated 59.1 per cent of Canadians cast votes in Tuesday's general election — a figure that appears to be a record low in the history of Confederation.

That was badly phrased: it can't be a record low in the history of the confederation.  100 years ago, about 50% of Canadians couldn't vote. 

[Bizarro]

Can't find the link right now, but I read an article yesterday that search requests on Google, Yahoo, and major newspaper sites for "Sarah Palin" are overwhelmingly negative. That is, while most people searching for info Obama are looking to learn more about what his policies and background are (and the same to a lesser extent for McCain), people searching the net for Palin are primarily looking for parodies or jokes, particularly the Tina Fey impressions.

[Tripp]

well, she IS a joke.

[Bizarro]

Yes, but people actually seem to understand that. And that really warms my heart.

[Tripp]

I hope Obama says something to the effect of "mr. McCain, you said you know how to get Bin Laden.. well what the fuck are you waiting for? Being president? You'll let the world's most dangerous terrorist run loose just so you can bag him when you get into office? Aren't you risking the lives of all americans  by not nailing him?"


McCain keeps saying he knows how to do this and he knows how to do that but I seriously doubt he does.

[Doctor Rock]

Man, it's always "me, me, me it's all about me" with you guys!  What about your fellow Canadian crappiteers, eh?  They are going to get stuck with Bush-lite for at least a couple of years! 

[Tripp]

if you need any tips on how to cope I'm here for you.