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« on: September 30, 2008, 07:55:25 AM »

Somebody set us up the bust!
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« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2008, 08:23:06 AM »

in honor of rosh hashanah I'm going blame the whole financial crisis on the jews.

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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2008, 09:05:16 AM »

WHAT YOU SAY!!
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« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2008, 09:14:06 AM »

Great!

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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2008, 09:18:12 AM »

You know that George Carlin bit about how everybody else's stuff is shit, but your shit is stuff?

Yeah, it's kind of like that in my house with the pregnant lady--her stuff scattered around the house is invisible, but mine is proof that we're descending into squalor. (Actually on our worst day, our house is twenty minutes away from being ready for company.)

Sometimes, I try and argue the point, but I think in the end, it's better for everybody if I just pretend it makes sense. Got to do it for the little Bubba.
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« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2008, 09:32:07 AM »

Hey Tripp!  The new Ben Folds comes out today!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp6jEo6GNrQ[/youtube]
Awesome.
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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2008, 09:58:52 AM »

Sarah Heath (Palin) in the swimsuit competition of the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/HnT9W0ONycc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/HnT9W0ONycc</a>

Sadly, neither the logrolling nor salt fish eating competitions are available for viewing.
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« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2008, 10:03:56 AM »

Hey capn, there's a new Songfight taking submissions. "Everybody Calm Down" is the title.
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« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2008, 10:11:35 AM »

Hey Tripp!  The new Ben Folds comes out today!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp6jEo6GNrQ[/youtube]
Awesome.

try this link. That one doesn't allow embedding:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z7n2UyiOVGE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/Z7n2UyiOVGE</a>
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« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2008, 10:15:01 AM »

Rip off Benny and the Jets a little more why don't you?
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« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2008, 10:15:34 AM »

You know that George Carlin bit about how everybody else's stuff is shit, but your shit is stuff?

Yeah, it's kind of like that in my house with the pregnant lady--her stuff scattered around the house is invisible, but mine is proof that we're descending into squalor. (Actually on our worst day, our house is twenty minutes away from being ready for company.)

Sometimes, I try and argue the point, but I think in the end, it's better for everybody if I just pretend it makes sense. Got to do it for the little Bubba.

Congratulations, you have understood a basic principle of married life.  
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« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2008, 10:15:46 AM »

my car wouldn't start this morning. I rode my bike to work.

So you know what that means??
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« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2008, 10:28:42 AM »

my car wouldn't start this morning. I rode my bike to work.

So you know what that means??

You're feeling a little wheezy?
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« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2008, 10:28:58 AM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/w536Alnon24" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/w536Alnon24</a>
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« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2008, 10:39:06 AM »

my car wouldn't start this morning. I rode my bike to work.

So you know what that means??

Your tiny bottom is sore?
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