Pretty Good Friday....

[Tripp]

howdy Chad.

what're doing tonight?

.....
never mind

[Bizarro]

Do you guys have one of those friends who likes to turn your happy bar antics into "Dude, you were so wasted! It was crazy!" stories?

I'm not talking about the times you actually are drunk and crazy; those are fair game. I mean the times you get a bit of booze in you and are just boisterous.

Last night, for example, I'd had some beers and was feeling loose, so when a girl we were sitting with refused to believe I was really a hairy-chested guy, I cheerfully hiked up my t-shirt and showed her.

This was related to others this morning as me "getting all Girls Gone Wild and flashing people."

What the fuck? It's not fair to exaggerate drunken antics just to create anecdotes.

[Doctor Rock]

Is this the gayest thing ever?

I'm not sure why, but that post suddenly puts me in the mood to make sweet love to Surfer Dan.

Aw, I'm touched.  I love you too, Kurt.  And yes, you can play that Barry White and put the moves on me if you want.

[Doctor Rock]

Do you guys have one of those friends who likes to turn your happy bar antics into "Dude, you were so wasted! It was crazy!" stories?

I'm not talking about the times you actually are drunk and crazy; those are fair game. I mean the times you get a bit of booze in you and are just boisterous.

Last night, for example, I'd had some beers and was feeling loose, so when a girl we were sitting with refused to believe I was really a hairy-chested guy, I cheerfully hiked up my t-shirt and showed her.

This was related to others this morning as me "getting all Girls Gone Wild and flashing people."

What the fuck? It's not fair to exaggerate drunken antics just to create anecdotes.

Your friend has no life of his own, so he feels the need to create epic tales out of other people's experiences.  I think he is a little bit jealous of you too.

Yes, I am the king of unwanted and unfounded opinions!

[Bizarro]

That's pretty much the answer, yeah. That, and that I pretty much dug my own grave being a world-beating drunk last year. To some of the people I know, I'm always going to be seen through that lens whenever I have a drink in my hand.

[Doctor Rock]

That's pretty much the answer, yeah. That, and that I pretty much dug my own grave being a world-beating drunk last year. To some of the people I know, I'm always going to be seen through that lens whenever I have a drink in my hand.

That must be fucking annoying at times.

[matthew]

Man oh man...my mom just called me upstairs 'cause she noticed a bunch of flying ants (~inch long) in the bathroom (we've noticed quite a lot of them in the house in the last two weeks) and then we noticed that seemed to be dropping down from somewhere and like in a horror movie we turned eyes upward to the above the curtains where there were dozens visible milling around. My mom freaked (like every female I've ever met - sorry, it's true) and it was my duty to take care of the things (hey, I find it creepy too...I wasn't exactly delighted)...and (hey wait, didn't this thread begin with insect-related ickiness?)...anyway, I went in and pulled down the curtain from the window and it was more low-budget horror flick material...they just poured down and there were tons of them...~10 standard ants ~20 big juicy mothers (like, when you say to yourself, "That's a big goddamned ant!") dozens upon dozens of the big ass flying ones and ~20 SUPERFUCKING BIGMOFO QUEENS ABOUT 2 inches long and an inch thick...

I seriously just killed around 150 fucking ants, probably more.

I'm going to come down with the willies in my dreams I'm positive...I didn't enjoy the beginning of my slaughter when the fuckers started flying around me crawling on me etc...ants are creepy enough when they ain't flying.

[matthew]

especially those queens...like Naked Lunch

The book not the movie...I don't remember the movie...must of had bugs though...(other than the typer).

[matthew]

howdy tripp

You shouldn't talk to him, he deleted you avatar, you know.

[regular tom]

why was your mom having a picnic in the bathroom?

[Sabamah]

Man oh man...my mom just called me upstairs 'cause she noticed a bunch of flying ants (~inch long) in the bathroom (we've noticed quite a lot of them in the house in the last two weeks) and then we noticed that seemed to be dropping down from somewhere and like in a horror movie we turned eyes upward to the above the curtains where there were dozens visible milling around. My mom freaked (like every female I've ever met - sorry, it's true) and it was my duty to take care of the things (hey, I find it creepy too...I was exactly delighted)...and (hey wait, didn't this thread begin with insect-related ickiness?)...anyway, I went in and pulled down the curtain from the window and it was more low-budget horror flick material...they just poured down and there were tons of them...~10 standard ants ~20 big juicy mothers (like, when you say to yourself, "That's a big goddamned ant!") dozens upon dozens of the big ass flying ones and ~20 SUPERFUCKING BIGMOFO QUEENS ABOUT 2 inches long and an inch thick...

I seriously just killed around 150 fucking ants, probably more.

I'm going to come down with the willies in my dreams I'm positive...I didn't enjoy the beginning of my slaughter when the fuckers started flying around me crawling on me etc...ants are creepy enough when they ain't flying.

BUGS!!!  

that is horrific. i would have lost. my. shit.

[matthew]

BUGS!!!  

that is horrific. i would have lost. my. shit.

Trying to avoid bathroom-related joke...

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

All right!  Everybody ready to party down on the WEEEEEEKEEEEND?!!

WHOOO!!!

All right!  How you feelin' out there?!

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Hm.

(secretly wondering if he should have said "par-tay")