Pretty Good Friday....

[Tripp]

Easter blows.

[brainfiber]

"connotation dyke portal highwayman chipmunk"

thanks to caw, now i have to read all my junkmail. Man i never knew it was so easy to buy drugs online...they got everything!

I figured out my mac download problem. I tried everthing then figured i'd open explorer (been using safari)...and vahalla, it worked.

This morning i brought in Wilco's A.M and i was checking out the insert and something about that studio looked familiar...especially the painting in the background. Then i realized it was the same as the photo from "ain't my lookout." Who is that a painting of?

[captqitn]

I have a deer-tick in my leg.

Would it be too imposing of me to ask one of you to tweeze it out for me?

C'mon.. we're all pals here..

 

[brainfiber]

Are you serious? Because last night my son's like "there's something in my head" and my wife's like "tick"...couldn't find any tweezers so i got the leatherman out and ripped the thing out with the pliers.

[Bizarro]

I got a new apartment. A friend and I are moving into a 3 BR 1400 sq. ft. place in Lincolcn Square. Hooray!

[captqitn]

Yeah.. The damn thing is all red and painful and stuff.

But I think I let Jenny whip me into a full blown puss-frenzy.  I just had my doctor paged, but now on WebMD.com, it clearly says "don't sweat it unless you get a serious fever or your jaw locks up".

oh.. and it says don't burn it, or use petroleum jelly.   The first 2 things we did this morning.

(rolling eyes at own stupidity)

[captqitn]

Nice one, durty!

So what are the plans for the 3rd bedroom??

The mind reels at the possibilities.

[brainfiber]

Sit still...i'll be over with my leatherman in a jiffy...

man what doesn't the leatherman do...the best thing ever invented...it opens beer bottles, it's a resin scraper, it's a tick extractor...

I know they say every animal, bug, plant serves some sort of purpose on earth, but what the hell do ticks do?

[Bizarro]

We're going to set up an office in the back bedroom/sunroom.

The real question is what two single guys are going to do with a big ass dining room.

I'm thinking foosball table.

[Tripp]

moose head

[captqitn]

Expansive and intricately detailed model train city??

[Bizarro]

http://www.stark-effect.com/beatallica/beatallica.html

[brainfiber]

Themed Dinner Parties!!!

(looking around nervously)

I...I mean, um....kegerators and blow up furniture!!

yeah...that's what i meant to say

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

You're not supposed to burn it?

Grandma was wrong?

But it totally makes them let go...

[Doctor Rock]

So how did your son get a tick on your head, BF?  I once had a similar problem, and I got it from spending an afternoon napping on a wheat field.  And I also burned the little fuckers, used a red-hot screwdriver.