Cigarettes, ice cream...

[Tripp]

Health-food faggot with a bartered bride
Likes to comb his hair with a dipper ride
Once had a friend with a cloven foot
Once he called the tune in a chequered quit

Great Deceiver

In the door on the floor in a paper bag
There's a shoe-shine boy with a gin-shop slag
She raised him up and she called him son
And she canonised the ground that he walked upon

Great Deceiver

Cigarettes, ice cream, figurines of the Virgin Mary
Cigarettes, ice cream, figurines of the Virgin Mary

Cigarettes, ice cream, cadillacs blue jeans

In the night he's a star in the Milky Way
He's a man of the world by the light of day
A golden smile and a proposition
And the breath of God smells of sweet sedition

Great Deceiver

Sing hymns make love get high fall dead
He'll bring his perfume to your bed
He'll charm your life 'til the cold winds blow
Then he'll sell your dreams to a picture show

Cigarettes, ice cream, figurines of the Virgin Mary
Cigarettes, ice cream, figurines of the Virgin Mary

Cadillacs, blue jeans, dixieland playing on the ferry
Cadillacs, blues jeans, drop a glass full of antique sherry

[Tripp]

headline...  IKE MAY BRING CERTAIN DEATH..


well,  if it MAY bring it then it's NOT CERTAIN IS IT.>!?!!!

[Tripp]

TEXANS STARING INTO BARREL OF GUN!!

[captqitn]

Ha!  I just saw that too.

Goddamned it... they dont offer it in T-shirt form!!

[Bizarro]

Re: the other day's conversation about Can: bunch of download links to their albums

[Tripp]

Did you know that The Weather Channel  was recently bought by NBC/Universal..?

[Tripp]

if anyone was wondering..

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxvd3dAxNY4[/youtube]

give it about 20 seconds to get past the credits..

[captqitn]

Did you know that The Weather Channel  was recently bought by NBC/Universal..?

Yep, there was a brewhaha about Universal wanting to bring in more hotties with crazy-ass titties to freshen the place up.   The old broads sued.   Not sure who won.

[Tripp]

well, if they were gonna bring the boobies then we are all the losers in this battle..

[captqitn]

Obama gazes too far into the future - knchh..

[Bizarro]

Did I mention that the Hungarian word for baby is "baba," pronounced "buh-buh"?

Until we find out the kid's gender, we're just referring to'm as "Bubba."

[captqitn]

Yay.    A_____ was known as "bubbers" through his baby years.     Thats why we call our annual party the "bub-b-q".    Its one of those words that travels through alot of completely unrelated languages, like "mama".

Not sure why, but the first time I held him on my lap and looked him in the eye, I just said "hey bubbers, s'up?".  It stuck after that.

[captqitn]

Acually, now that I think about it, it was 2001, so I actually leaned in very close and said, "hey bubbers, WHAAAAASSSAAAAAAAAAAPPPP?!?!?!??!?!?!"

[Bizarro]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/B2l2vbazKrc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/B2l2vbazKrc</a>

[Bizarro]

I was watching Burn Notice last night and Tim Matheson was the guest-star. Why the hell didn't they have him play Dubya? He wouldn't even need makeup.