Does Your Dog Bite?

[Tripp]

shem shammala shoom shay

or have you picked your target yet?

[brainfiber]

happy first Friday of September...and you know what that means "First Friday of September Holiday"...the old American forgotten custom from the mid 1800s

I just picked out a great old boot for the party. Cause when you lose your keg cup, you just take your boot off your head and use that...and then when you lose your shoe--which of course you will--you can use your boot cup for your shoeless foot

who doesn't remember the old "First Friday of September Holiday" song:

lose a shoe,
what do you do?
take that boot full of beer
don't shed a tear
and don't miss a beat
put it on your feet
isn't it supposed to be a foot?
...and that's what she said

[Tripp]

It's the most wonderful time of the year..!

[brainfiber]

did you watch the speech last night?

I did not. Not one second of it. Had no interest in it.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

THAT is not my doug.

[Tripp]

i watched a lot of the RNC actually.  it is absolutely hilarious how they're just copying Obama's campaign.  They're like school kids.  They're all complaining about how liberal washington is..!?   And they're the party of change..?!

they're projecting ALL OVER THE PLACE..

And every time they pan across the audience it is such a bizarre looking cross-section of freaks, pedophiles and racists..
The republican party is an outright joke.

[Tripp]

oh yeah, at the end of McCain's speech he went on about being a POW and talked about how a dude in the cell next to him tapped out messages (in morse code?) to him, sustaining his faith.

Where the fuck did this story come from..!?  One of his speechwriters got a hold of V For Vendetta methinks.

[full blown possession]

our dog lucky doesnt bite, he just peed everytime he saw me when he moved to my house (was at puke face's)  poor dog got beat to death

but the happy part is he is a tail wagging, people loving golden retriever now...no more peeing on my shoes or close


im sorry to offend if i do but that speech last night aboot made me puke in my shoe

why does everyone think this woman is so talented?  oil, it is, black gold, TEXAS TEA, and how aboot those family values, i did read she admits to having the green which is ultra suprising to me...JUST SAY NO, MAN,  to SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK N ROLL it will save your soul 

this is the first thing i heard today, sounds like a capn song, ima thinkin he's prolly covered this

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0WCQadt864[/youtube]

ya know ive got electric boobs?

so what is everyone doing this weekend?

tonight nothing but vinyl and my mags and books,

tommorow luke has fb practice in morning and we are going to the IU (Indiana University, my alma mater)  football game for his bday on 9-8-8

sunday - family bday party for luke and my bro

i gots lots to do and the boys dont have to go with pukeface so i dont have to worry aboot them 

owner is coming back bye

owner is gone

and

me and my mom got in a huge argument at matt's game aboot mccain;  she's staunch repubekan and i said, why would you want a purple faced maniac being the one to push the magic red nuke button?  i said what aboot the palin, good family values, you know you should just abstain from sex as a teen and the world will be swell.   MOM THEN SAYS YEAH AND HE SERVED OUR COUNTRY AND WAS A PRISONER FOR GOD'S SAKE.  AND SHE HAS DONE A LOT MORE THAN OBAMA HAS EVEN DREAMED ABOOT.

then i laughed and said we shouldnt discuss politics 

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Why didn't McCain talk about the economy?  That's going to be issue #1 to the voters.


Enough empty self-promotion...bring on the debates.

[brainfiber]

Why didn't McCain talk about the economy? 

because talking about the economy is letting the terrorists win.

(adjusts flag pin on lapel)

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

The GOP faithful truly are freaks to look at.  Fat nose-pickers, jack-asses in big cowboy hats and rw&b shirts, Abe Lincoln impersonators.  Jerks, the lot of em.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

"We're winning the war!  We're winning the war!"

So what?  It's the WRONG WAR, assholes!

[full blown possession]

Why didn't McCain talk about the economy? 

(adjusts flag pin on lapel)

oh i forgot my moms main argument screaming, YEAH AND WE HAVENT BEEN ATTACKED SINCE 911, FEAR MONGERS

and that is my mom, told ya im the black sheep, bros are all repubes too, im the only independently leaning dem in my fam

because talking about the economy is letting the terrorists win.

[Tripp]

There were actually some protesters getting through last night. One lady was seemingly forcibly removed.  Some other dudes were holding up a sign that read  YOU CAN'T WIN AN OCCUPATION.  What was weird was that we were watching it on FOX.  FOX gave them a little airtime.

[Tripp]

you need to remind  your mom who the president was on 9-11.