I, for one, welcome our new pigmonk overlords

[Bizarro]

Villagers were shocked after a monkey-like piglet was born in China.

Curious locals flocked to the home of owner Feng Changlin after news of the piglet spread in Fengzhang village, Xiping township.

Feng's wife said the monkey-faced piglet was one of five newborns of a sow which the family had raised for nine years.

"My God, it was so scary. I didn't known what it was. I was really frightened," she said.

"But our son likes to play with it, and he stopped us from getting rid of it. He even feeds it milk."

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[Bizarro]

More fun with animals...

Whale flatulence, aerial view.

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[Tripp]

the elephant pig.

[Tripp]

I am not---  an animal--!  No wait---   I guess I am ----   never mind.

[Moetown]

Even though I'm off, I have to wake up every morning at 7:00 to wake S_ _ _ up. I hate it because I usually can't fall asleep again even though I stay up pretty late.

[Moetown]

I think I'm gonna have me a good ol' fashion early morning shrimp fest.

[full blown possession]

GOOD MORNING FELLA'S!  man i had a shrimp omlette for breakfast with my kloni washed down with h20 and i am seeing a pulsating rainbow blob in my right eye...what the fuck?

overheard from other threads:

kim prime = kim in need of being primed along with fellow crapiteer matthew

matt says thank you for the history of crappin guitar licks

im not going to get in trouble with the open windows from dickweed at work, he's still hungover

luke wants me to take him to batman for round 2 for him, 1 for me...should i go to the IMAX?

jacques oz i am getting my ticket soon


also dickweed is dicking with me major, again 1200 behind and leaving the boys alone when he goes on a date, what the fuck why doesnt he just leave them with me, controlling bastard that is why...my attorney said i dont care if he pays we are going to court he is just dicking with us.  he is a union high voltage electrician and makes at least $25 an hour and is working overtime, so why cant he pay child support cuz he's a dick with not one child support order but 2...but fuck him.  others will take him on

im still in a good mood, hopefully someday the bastard will be nothing but bad memmories

beautiful day it is,

kim@rudry, ha that's my email  @ work gay/ghey

[Moetown]

After this cuppa coffee or the next, I'm gonna go bounce on my trampoline.

[Moetown]

So - I'm really into these exercise bands that I started using a few weeks ago. You can stand on them or hook them on to a door and work any muscle group. I'm diggin' this summer health kick. I'm really wish I could make myself do it during the school year, but I have my doubts.

[matthew]

GOOD MORNING FELLA'S!  man i had a shrimp omlette for breakfast with my kloni washed down with h20 and i am seeing a pulsating rainbow blob in my right eye...what the fuck?

overheard from other threads:

kim prime = kim in need of being primed along with fellow crapiteer matthew

matt says thank you for the history of crappin guitar licks

im not going to get in trouble with the open windows from dickweed at work, he's still hungover

luke wants me to take him to batman for round 2 for him, 1 for me...should i go to the IMAX?

jacques oz i am getting my ticket soon


also dickweed is dicking with me major, again 1200 behind and leaving the boys alone when he goes on a date, what the fuck why doesnt he just leave them with me, controlling bastard that is why...my attorney said i dont care if he pays we are going to court he is just dicking with us.  he is a union high voltage electrician and makes at least $25 an hour and is working overtime, so why cant he pay child support cuz he's a dick with not one child support order but 2...but fuck him.  others will take him on

im still in a good mood, hopefully someday the bastard will be nothing but bad memmories

beautiful day it is,

kim@rudry, ha that's my email  @ work gay/ghey

Well, I am confused.

But I have to leave early this morning because a) my bike is still stolen and b) I cannot leave another bike there even though I have a replacement c) my mother has been in quite a bit of pain the last few hours and had to go into the hospital.

Jammed last night and only climbed into bed at about 3-4AM, knowing that I had the 11:00 shift today. My father woke  me from the hospital and now I am dragging my ass around with that exhaustion sick all over me. gah.

gah. gah. gah.

(J___ couldn't find a place for his keyboard at the jam spot and for some reason he decided to move the soundboard sitting on top of one of the monitor cases and unplugged everything. After trying to reconnect it ourselves we had to call the guy who then chastised J___ for his ignorance.)

[Moetown]

Just like I'm pretty sure I'll start drinking bourbon again and when the school year starts.

[Moetown]

Massive PMAs directed at you and your mom, Matt.

[Tripp]

yeah Matt. Transmitting PMA's now.

[captqitn]

oh, god, yes...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we1Li7SrQEg[/youtube]

[full blown possession]

GOOD MORNING FELLA'S!  man i had a shrimp omlette for breakfast with my kloni washed down with h20 and i am seeing a pulsating rainbow blob in my right eye...what the fuck?

overheard from other threads:

kim prime = kim in need of being primed along with fellow crapiteer matthew

matt says thank you for the history of crappin guitar licks

im not going to get in trouble with the open windows from dickweed at work, he's still hungover

luke wants me to take him to batman for round 2 for him, 1 for me...should i go to the IMAX?

jacques oz i am getting my ticket soon


also dickweed is dicking with me major, again 1200 behind and leaving the boys alone when he goes on a date, what the fuck why doesnt he just leave them with me, controlling bastard that is why...my attorney said i dont care if he pays we are going to court he is just dicking with us.  he is a union high voltage electrician and makes at least $25 an hour and is working overtime, so why cant he pay child support cuz he's a dick with not one child support order but 2...but fuck him.  others will take him on

im still in a good mood, hopefully someday the bastard will be nothing but bad memmories

beautiful day it is,

kim@rudry, ha that's my email  @ work gay/ghey

Well, I am confused.

But I have to leave early this morning because a) my bike is still stolen and b) I cannot leave another bike there even though I have a replacement c) my mother has been in quite a bit of pain the last few hours and had to go into the hospital.

Jammed last night and only climbed into bed at about 3-4AM, knowing that I had the 11:00 shift today. My father woke  me from the hospital and now I am dragging my ass around with that exhaustion sick all over me. gah.

gah. gah. gah.

(J___ couldn't find a place for his keyboard at the jam spot and for some reason he decided to move the soundboard sitting on top of one of the monitor cases and unplugged everything. After trying to reconnect it ourselves we had to call the guy who then chastised J___ for his ignorance.)

pmas matthew  i just spent a little time in the hospital emergency in chicago for my own personal healthlast week and its not fun

your quoting me, i was commenting on our lack of sex, that is all

matt is my 13 year old son, more than one person with the name matt