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« on: July 16, 2008, 07:04:45 AM » |
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So the judge came back with a sentencing in that bare naked lady coacaine trial...his sentence:
"It'll be one week in the county lockup
cock in your mouth and jiz you will hockup
Saying please guard can you help me.
seven days without those goofy glasses
instead of singing to masses
you'll sucking on asses
Hold it now and watch the guy with the prision shank
he'll make you stop, drop your drawers
and give your ass a spank"
good morning folks
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« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2008, 07:15:00 AM » |
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just got back from a little vacation from florida...a little west palm (actually north...stuart...t_ _ _'s cousin) and then a little disney action...
had a good time...kids had a blast...took the little girl to cinderalla's castle for a breakfast with the princesses...cinderella might get all the props, but snow white is my favs...
back at work for three days now and i can't get motivated...took me too days to figure out who this guy was staying at our hotel...it was wracking my brain...it was like i knew him from a tv show or a movie...kept on seeing him...but i couldn't be like "i know you...what were you in"...turns out he was the speechwriter on spin city...remember that show...guess he was on scrubs too...man i searched imdb for hours...it was a total mission i had to accomplish cause my brain wouldn't function.
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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2008, 07:29:50 AM » |
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<![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/KZpQJ7AOo30" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/KZpQJ7AOo30</a>]]>.
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
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« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2008, 07:30:26 AM » |
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The Barenaked Ladies song makes that one a powerful lattice.
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
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« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2008, 07:41:22 AM » |
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that's him...kept on running into him in the lobby...it was like he wanted somebody to recognize him.
more lattice...he played some character called "bobo" in some show...then the monday night i watched the grifters for the first time and there was a bobo character in that...and then here i am back at crappity...it's crazy.
it's insane
it's outrageous...
it's egg osmosis.
it's the uncle floyd show!
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« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2008, 07:45:56 AM » |
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so want to read a good book?
The Heist by Jeff Diamant
true story about the folks that stole 17million dollars from loomis fargo warehouse...they went from living in trailer parks to mansions...buying everything in cash..in they're same town....great stuff.
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« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2008, 07:48:34 AM » |
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<![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/9fciD_II7NI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/9fciD_II7NI</a>]]>.
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« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2008, 08:00:41 AM » |
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Yeah. Personal lattices (?) are at an all time high lately. Must be the upcoming pole shift. Or the creation of the noosphere. The dawning of the Age of Aquarius? Maybe Jesus is coming back... |
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« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2008, 08:01:52 AM » |
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That video was supposed to just be a clickable link....I'm so disappointed with myself.
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« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2008, 08:20:56 AM » |
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That video was supposed to just be a clickable link....I'm so disappointed with myself.
Fixed it. Basically, I set it up so that video links automatically embed. This makes it about 10,000x easier for the less technically inclined to post videos. The downside, as you saw, is that it can sometimes mess up a link to a video that you did not want to embed. The solution is to go to TinyURL and set up a different link to the same video and include that one in the url tag. Only takes a second and should produce the desired effect. |
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Friday was the crucifixion/Saturday, cremation under glass/The resurrection was on Sunday/No, correction, make it Monday/'Cause Monday's when they come to take the trash
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« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2008, 08:30:07 AM » |
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SHIT! jeff beat me. i thought the spoiler might have the same effect. anyways, i can't watch the videos at work right now, so i would hate to spoil it for me when i come back later.
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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2008, 08:31:33 AM » |
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Friday was the crucifixion/Saturday, cremation under glass/The resurrection was on Sunday/No, correction, make it Monday/'Cause Monday's when they come to take the trash
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« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2008, 08:31:53 AM » |
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ok. got rid of the spoiler. how does it feel to have your post edited 3 times by someone other than yourself, chad? do you feel violated?
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« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2008, 08:42:03 AM » |
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(i like watching chad get violated)  |
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« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2008, 09:33:12 AM » |
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god my dick's so big from all these pills i've bought off the internet that it needs to have its own chair at work
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