Where's Wimpy?

[Just Some Girl]

Two flies on the window.

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[Just Some Girl]

Another.

You get the picture.

I think it's time for him to get a job.

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[Just Some Girl]

(And me to get a life.)

[Moetown]

Hey, I like dead bugs!

[Just Some Girl]

Well there you have it, then.

[Just Some Girl]

I am bored. I'm gonna go read.....

[Moetown]

Okaayee, but you'll be missing out.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

so did rosa ever solve the mystery of the bar-b-q hamburger?

Why does it come down to me?  Why me? Why? 

Dan, it was just so funny when you explained your joke twice.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Just finished watching Goodfellas for the gazillionth time with the roomie. Still love it. Really feel like I need to whack somebody soon, though.

JSG and willowpez are like this (motions with hands)



"It's about, you know....the mob."

I prolly woulda said Good FellOWS, ass swell, you're right.

It's like he's not speaking.  It's the frog he swallowed that's speaking.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

I prolly woulda said Good FellOWS, ass swell, you're right.

I hestitate to claim a favorite line. Serious contenders would be his reading the back of the DVD ("2-Disc DVD edition, Special Edition") and saying, "...and a really great video transfer."

That or the bit where he has to turn to read the names Joe Pesci and Ray Liotta off the screen.

Or the fact that he never reviews the film or the DVD.

When he read the onscreen title menu was great.

"And this is a...movie.......starring--"

"Martin Scorsese (mumbles) greatest directors ever."

"Interesting....looking film."

[matthew]

"Martin Scorsese (mumbles) greatest directors ever."

"Interesting....looking film."

After typing out the other two and submitting them I immediately regreted not posting these, especially the "interesting looking film" one. The ones I typed were the ones I had just heard him utter when I began typing.

[matthew]

Well, there is an article I never thought I would see.

Barenaked Ladies member arrested on cocaine charges

Barenaked Ladies singer Steven Page faces drug charges in New York state
By Cassandra Szklarski, The Canadian Press
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TORONTO - Barenaked Ladies frontman Steven Page, known for his clean-cut image and goofy stage antics, has been charged in New York state with possession of cocaine.

Police said Tuesday that the bespectacled singer, responsible for such pop hits as "If I Had a $1,000,000" and "Be My Yoko Ono," was charged last Friday with criminal possession of a controlled substance after cocaine and marijuana were found in an apartment in Fayetteville, N.Y.

Capt. Bill Bleyle of the nearby town of Manlius said the 38-year-old Page was released Friday upon paying $10,000 bail on the felony charge.

Bleyle said the arrest occurred at about 2 a.m. Friday after patrolling police noticed a suspicious car with its driver's side door left open and found a man and woman in a nearby apartment with a white capsule in front of them. Bleyle said the pair were later found to be in possession of cocaine.

"In the process of making the arrest, the girl he (Page) was with identified him as the lead singer for the group," Bleyle said from Manlius, just outside Syracuse.

"He subsequently said, 'Yes, I play the guitar and sing."'

Stephanie Ford, 25, was charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance, as well as unlawful possession of marijuana. A second woman, Christine Benedicto, 27, was charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance.

Bleyle said Page posted the $5,000 bail for Ford.

Page's manager, Terry McBride, said from Vancouver that he wouldn't discuss the matter but was confident the popular frontman would be cleared.

"We cannot comment because the matter is before the courts but we are confident that our client Steven will be completely exonerated," McBride said.

"Until that time it's business as usual for the Barenaked Ladies."

Page is to return to Fayetteville court Thursday.

The Toronto-based Ladies, formed in 1988, recently released their debut kids CD "Snacktime." The band's website said they were scheduled to perform at a children's benefit concert next month in Long Island, New York.

The band's only notable controversy dates back to the early '90s when it was banned from playing Toronto city hall because a city staffer claimed their name was offensive to women.

Page formed the group with school chum Ed Robertson, later adding bassist Jim Creeggan, keyboardist Kevin Hearn and drummer Tyler Stewart. They soon became known for upbeat live shows that incorporated humorous banter between songs and improvised rap lyrics.

In recent years, Page has become an outspoken critic of federal government proposals to update copyright laws, has emerged as a champion of environmental initiatives and is a strong supporter of the federal NDP.

[Doctor Rock]

Well, there is an article I never thought I would see.

Barenaked Ladies member arrested on cocaine charges

Barenaked Ladies singer Steven Page faces drug charges in New York state
By Cassandra Szklarski, The Canadian Press
ADVERTISEMENT

TORONTO - Barenaked Ladies frontman Steven Page, known for his clean-cut image and goofy stage antics, has been charged in New York state with possession of cocaine.

Police said Tuesday that the bespectacled singer, responsible for such pop hits as "If I Had a $1,000,000" and "Be My Yoko Ono," was charged last Friday with criminal possession of a controlled substance after cocaine and marijuana were found in an apartment in Fayetteville, N.Y.

Capt. Bill Bleyle of the nearby town of Manlius said the 38-year-old Page was released Friday upon paying $10,000 bail on the felony charge.

Bleyle said the arrest occurred at about 2 a.m. Friday after patrolling police noticed a suspicious car with its driver's side door left open and found a man and woman in a nearby apartment with a white capsule in front of them. Bleyle said the pair were later found to be in possession of cocaine.

"In the process of making the arrest, the girl he (Page) was with identified him as the lead singer for the group," Bleyle said from Manlius, just outside Syracuse.

"He subsequently said, 'Yes, I play the guitar and sing."'

Stephanie Ford, 25, was charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance, as well as unlawful possession of marijuana. A second woman, Christine Benedicto, 27, was charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance.

Bleyle said Page posted the $5,000 bail for Ford.

Page's manager, Terry McBride, said from Vancouver that he wouldn't discuss the matter but was confident the popular frontman would be cleared.

"We cannot comment because the matter is before the courts but we are confident that our client Steven will be completely exonerated," McBride said.

"Until that time it's business as usual for the Barenaked Ladies."

Page is to return to Fayetteville court Thursday.

The Toronto-based Ladies, formed in 1988, recently released their debut kids CD "Snacktime." The band's website said they were scheduled to perform at a children's benefit concert next month in Long Island, New York.

The band's only notable controversy dates back to the early '90s when it was banned from playing Toronto city hall because a city staffer claimed their name was offensive to women.

Page formed the group with school chum Ed Robertson, later adding bassist Jim Creeggan, keyboardist Kevin Hearn and drummer Tyler Stewart. They soon became known for upbeat live shows that incorporated humorous banter between songs and improvised rap lyrics.

In recent years, Page has become an outspoken critic of federal government proposals to update copyright laws, has emerged as a champion of environmental initiatives and is a strong supporter of the federal NDP.

Now, there's a man who deserves Guantanamo... For crimes against music! 

[Doctor Rock]

so did rosa ever solve the mystery of the bar-b-q hamburger?

Why does it come down to me?  Why me? Why? 

Dan, it was just so funny when you explained your joke twice.

I crave understanding. 

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Jeff killed a bug with an Ikea catalog(ue) and thought all y'all'd enjoy the photo.

I have a picture of a snake my mom killed.