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Tripp
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Sebbin Lebbin
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July 11, 2008, 08:06:38 AM »
I'm going to kill my sister-in-law.
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Moetown
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Re: Sebbin Lebbin
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July 11, 2008, 08:26:16 AM »
Yea!!
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Re: Sebbin Lebbin
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July 11, 2008, 08:27:05 AM »
I'm gonna kill my mah wahf.
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Re: Sebbin Lebbin
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July 11, 2008, 08:34:50 AM »
Brings to mind the Pat Hare blues classic (recorded in Memphis at Sun), "I'm Gonna Murder My Baby".
The song is infamous because a couple of years after he recorded it,
he
did
murder his girlfriend.
And a cop who came around to investigate. He spent the last 16 years of his life in prison for it.
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Doctor Rock
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Re: Sebbin Lebbin
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Quote from: Tripp on July 11, 2008, 08:06:38 AM
I'm going to kill my sister-in-law.
Why?
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bebopbalogna
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Re: Sebbin Lebbin
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July 11, 2008, 08:38:18 AM »
i'm gonna kill my cassette tapes...
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Re: Sebbin Lebbin
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July 11, 2008, 08:51:27 AM »
Quote from: Tripp on July 11, 2008, 08:06:38 AM
I'm going to kill my sister-in-law.
Be careful dude. The EPA just ruled that human life is worth 6.9 million dollars. Try to do in such a way that you're not on the hook for that.
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Bizarro
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Re: Sebbin Lebbin
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July 11, 2008, 08:52:15 AM »
Three Matthew McConnaugheys and a Baby
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Tripp
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July 11, 2008, 08:54:26 AM »
She's going through a divorce and she and S____ and some other girls went out last night and got shit-faced. So shit-faced that S___ told her she had to stay at our place so I got to deal with her all night. I kept thinking 'yeah, she's so drunk she has to pass out soon. Nope. She was just a drunk, spoiled, whiny drunk bitch and an extremely ungracious guest. She kept wanting to play this shitty Coldplay song over and over. I shut that down pretty quick and then she turned on ME. Just in that drunkenly spoiled brat 'I'm gonna do what I want!' kinda way.
And somebody paid her some kind of compliment last night about how strong she was and she wouldn't shut up about that. After a couple of hours I was like "yes, you mentioned that about ten times already".
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Doctor Rock
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July 11, 2008, 08:58:00 AM »
Well, at least she didn't try to get frisky with you.
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July 11, 2008, 09:05:48 AM »
when she says "strong", did she mean in the "strong woman" kinda way, or physically powerful?
if she meant physically, you shouda challenged her to an arm wrestling match and then shut her up seth brundle style.
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Tripp
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Quote from: The Wrath Of God on July 11, 2008, 08:58:00 AM
Well, at least she didn't try to get frisky with you.
No, but we fought. I went off on her. I'll be damned if some drunk bitch is gonna come into my house and try to run the place. She has this way of being totally dismissive to people (spoiled brat) and she's that way to me constantly so last night she got a big ole dose of pissed-off Tripp.
not that she'll remember any of it.
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I also let her know that Coldplay sucks.
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bebopbalogna
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in the divorce context, i'm sure she meant the "strong woman" way, but you shoulda broke her arm anyway.
"nothing personal. i'm just trying to get some sleep."
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Quote from: Tripp on July 11, 2008, 09:07:26 AM
I also let her know that Coldplay sucks.
Lets hope she'll at least remember that!
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