Bulbous also tapered!

[Doctor Rock]

Uma Thurman's dad...

What do you think about when you meditate? Usually, some form of trying to excavate any kind of negative thing cycling in the mind and turn it toward the positive. For example, when I am annoyed with Dick Cheney, I meditate on how Dick Cheney was my mother in a previous life and nursed me at his breast.

You mean you fantasize about being breast-fed by Dick Cheney? It’s a fantasy of releasing fear and developing affection. It’s a way of coming back to feeling grateful toward him and seeing his positive side, finding the mother in Dick Cheney.

I would like to kick Uma Thurman's dad in the gonads, just to see if he could find my positive side.  Hippy idiot. 

[Moetown]

I've been reading about HGH. I don't know if you're joking, but I've read some positive things about it...on an HGH website.

[Doctor Rock]

Moe, don't wanna pressure you, but one more and you hit the big four O.

[Moetown]

Well, then this post is for you.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

I've been reading about HGH. I don't know if you're joking, but I've read some positive things about it...on an HGH website.

I actually wasn't really joking.  You won't feel so shitty after the workout.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

I've never taken it, but that's what I understand.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Well, then this post is for you.

This post, this post.  This post.

[Just Some Girl]

I just looked up my prime tormentor in the final year of high school. He was practically my lone antagonist because close to everyone else was actually playing nice, if only because it was our final year together and it seemed like a good idea to start pretending like we would miss each other). Still, right to the end this guy lived to say my name....anyway, all of a sudden he looks incredibly gay, though his facebook profile claims otherwise. Maybe metrosexual? He is some sort of financial somethingorother.

His life:


Personal Info
Interests:    
GO HABS GO!!! Cars, stock market, vacations...
Favorite TV Shows:    
Nip/tuck, Laguna Beach, The OC, The Bachelor, Las Vegas, Apprentice, What about Brian...
Favorite Movies:    
Boiler Room, Faceoff, Jerry Maguire...
Favorite Books:    
Storyselling for Financial Professionals
About Me:    
I'm an amibtious goal oriented financial advisor constantly seeking personal success and growth.

He is probably wealthier than all of us put together (I believe he was in high school, actually), but I still find this hilarious.

He may be wealthier, but he sounds like a major loser.

[Just Some Girl]

Why do people want to have outdoor parties when it's this friggin' hot outside?

Because this part of Canadia only has about 4 months of warm weather, so we (I) like to make the most out of it?

[Just Some Girl]

Pat on the back for sticking with the exercise program for 2 whole weeks. C'mon Pat, climb on.

Don't think he won't.

Congrats, Moetown! And no conch either? Looks like you found some of that willpower after all. Now, if you don't have any niece birthday parties or anything tomorrow, I urge you to backslide. 

[Just Some Girl]

Plus, I wake up with every morning with pain in my knees and ankles. 

That's because you're old, like me. And that's why I bailed on the bootcamp. I need to do lower impact exercise. Back to Pilates for me.

[Just Some Girl]

I just made a big ol' pot of veg chili, then whipped up some sangria blanca. Only the booze tastes like nothing because of all the spice/peppers in the chili. And now I have a stomach ache. Remind me not to mix food with my drinking, 'k? 

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

I just looked up my prime tormentor in the final year of high school. He was practically my lone antagonist because close to everyone else was actually playing nice, if only because it was our final year together and it seemed like a good idea to start pretending like we would miss each other). Still, right to the end this guy lived to say my name....anyway, all of a sudden he looks incredibly gay, though his facebook profile claims otherwise. Maybe metrosexual? He is some sort of financial somethingorother.

His life:


Personal Info
Interests:    
GO HABS GO!!! Cars, stock market, vacations...
Favorite TV Shows:    
Nip/tuck, Laguna Beach, The OC, The Bachelor, Las Vegas, Apprentice, What about Brian...
Favorite Movies:    
Boiler Room, Faceoff, Jerry Maguire...
Favorite Books:    
Storyselling for Financial Professionals
About Me:    
I'm an amibtious goal oriented financial advisor constantly seeking personal success and growth.

He is probably wealthier than all of us put together (I believe he was in high school, actually), but I still find this hilarious.

He may be wealthier, but he sounds like a major loser.

Financiers have a different notion of "interests."

[Just Some Girl]

Seems like. Yikes.

So you made it through the helly day of work yesterday, Kurtis? Good on ya. That Amway doesn't sell itself.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

No it does not, my friend.  The ghost of Tom's chode appreciates the reference.