Fuddy-Duddy Eats Nutty-Buddy

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

mwoow mwwoorrmm mthhluurrrpp

[Jeff]

I had Chinese yesterday myself. So I hear ya.

[Jeff]

No word on Dabney Coleman dying. I am hoping that one was just a false alarm.

[Doctor Rock]

mwoow mwwoorrmm mthhluurrrpp

Nom nom nom! 

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

A woman walks into a plastic surgeon's office.  She opens her blouse to reveal two big beautiful breasts.

"I wants a breast reduction."

The surgeon says, "Okay, but I'll have to numb them before the operation."

He buries his face in her bosoms..."num num num!"

[Moetown]

Tomorrow morning S_ _ _ goes in for her -oscopies and her small intestine biopsy. She told me she couldn't eat today - only drink. As far as I can tell, she's been practicing for the last 2 or 3 weeks.

Last night her oldest sister came over and they both got T-rashed. I was dragged out of bed at around one and had to drive her sister home. The plan was that she'd leave her car at our house and come and get it the next day. Well, she wanted me to drive her car last night so I could see how nice it was, but when S_ _ _ finally got her off the ground (within a 10 minute time period, I saw her fall down the stairs at our house, run into a wall, bust her face on the car door, and fall down in the driveway at her mom's house where she's staying) and got her in the house, she realized that she had forgotten to get the key to the car back from her. Fortunately, the house is fairly close to mine, so it wasn't that bad walking home.

The weirdest part of the evening was that her sis kept groping me and pulling up my shirt and making comments about my "nice stomach." It made me feel really uncomforable. I kept pushing her hand away and telling her to stop without trying to sound like it was a big deal.

 

[Jeff]

A woman walks into a plastic surgeon's office.  She opens her blouse to reveal two big beautiful breasts.

"I wants a breast reduction."

The surgeon says, "Okay, but I'll have to numb them before the operation."

He buries his face in her bosoms..."num num num!"

                

[Jeff]

Tomorrow morning S_ _ _ goes in for her -oscopies and her small intestine biopsy. She told me she couldn't eat today - only drink. As far as I can tell, she's been practicing for the last 2 or 3 weeks. 

Here's to encouraging test results and minimal further drunken in-law groping.

[Jeff]

Lego's Secret Vault - containing one of everything they have ever made.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Tomorrow morning S_ _ _ goes in for her -oscopies and her small intestine biopsy.

 

[Moetown]

I've been trying to cut my Clonazepam intake in half for the last 3 or 4 days. Result - big trouble falling and staying asleep. Hopefully, this adjustment period will only last a few more days. Also, it seems to be causing me to have incredibly graphic violent dreams. I've had to hide from some horrible something or someone in my nightmares since cutting back on that drug. I like watching scary movies, but I don't enjoy being in one.

[Moetown]

I gotta drink more coffee and try to get my workout going. Yesterday I managed to bounce around on my little trampoline for a little over 30 min.  I actually jumped to M.I.A.'s album. I think that for me, that's all that music is good for. I think today I'm gonna try to jump to Eddie and the Hot Rods.

[Jeff]

Fuuuuck. I should probably go to work, huh?

[Sabamah]

i am finally wearing my DRAGOON shirt today and omg it is my new favorite!! fits like a dream and looks badass.

thanks, dragoon!

[Tripp]

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