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« on: June 21, 2008, 04:14:18 AM »
whatssup, weekend?
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
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« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2008, 05:45:04 AM »
Quote from: matthew on June 21, 2008, 04:14:18 AM
whatssup, weekend?

Hangover? Going back to bed?
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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2008, 05:45:16 AM »
(business as usual)
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"Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life." (Dorothy Parker)
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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2008, 07:50:15 AM »
Joe Cocker's famous live version of "A Little Help From My Friends."

Subtitled. Increasingly hilariously so as it goes on.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/T4_MsrsKzMM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/T4_MsrsKzMM</a>
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Friday was the crucifixion/Saturday, cremation under glass/The resurrection was on Sunday/No, correction, make it Monday/'Cause Monday's when they come to take the trash
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« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2008, 07:56:36 AM »
Was recommended this similarly missubtitled Dutch kid's show tune after that one and damned if it's not funny, too.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y4ivw0mA6mg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/Y4ivw0mA6mg</a>
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« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2008, 08:18:23 AM »
Quote from: Chad on June 21, 2008, 08:11:50 AM
I am posting to y'all from Crescent City, The Big Easy, N'awlins, VooDoo City, Crawfishtowne, Vampireburg, New Orleans, Louisiana.  Kimmy and I arrived last night around 6 pm.  It's humid as all get out but not oppressively hot.  Max is with us and lucky for him, there is a beautiful dog park right down the street with a fountain he can walk in and everything!  We're gonna start the day with a shrimp cocktail and then hit the streets....

Now I really want a muffuletta. Well, not like a whole muffuletta. I'm not a freak or anything. But like a quarter or half of one.

That sounds like code, but I really am just talking about the ginormous sandwich with olive spread. (Still not code.)
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« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2008, 09:46:47 AM »
Do those ribs actually give more pleasure? I mean, it's still a fucking condom. They don't give me any more pleasure.
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« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2008, 09:53:13 AM »
Nope.
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« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2008, 09:58:36 AM »
Thanks for clearing that up for me.


I'm trying to find the gumption to go downstairs and do my moetown workout. I told myself that if I did it today, then I can take tomorrow off. That's my motivation, but I think I need more coffee first. Why am I doing this again? Oh yeah, vanity. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2008, 09:58:50 AM »
Karen, I never knew how much you loved a good in-joke until I met you!

Back at the cheap Mexican restaurant.  What was it called?

Stan orders a burrito with "no beans."

I told the waiter "makes him toot."

After the waiter leaves, Stan looks at me, sitting right next to him, and says "Toot!?!  Toot?!"
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« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2008, 09:59:56 AM »
You get Sundays off, Moe.  Those are the rules.
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« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2008, 10:00:26 AM »
I love in-jokes. Are you kidding me? (I'm just never "in" on anything to know what anyone's talking aboot to joke aboot it.)
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« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2008, 10:06:46 AM »
I've even tried the "mutual pleasure" condoms.  No good.

If you're wearing a jimmy-hat, just use the thinnest possible.
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« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2008, 10:08:25 AM »
Or get tested and be monogamous (and trust the other person is, too). Bareback is glorious.

What? TMI?
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« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2008, 10:10:54 AM »
Quote from: Orificer Ickles on June 21, 2008, 09:58:50 AM
Karen, I never knew how much you loved a good in-joke until I met you!

Back at the cheap Mexican restaurant.  What was it called?

Stan orders a burrito with "no beans."

I told the waiter "makes him toot."

After the waiter leaves, Stan looks at me, sitting right next to him, and says "Toot!?!  Toot?!"

I share Stan's shock.  Toot?!
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