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« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2008, 08:17:59 AM »

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« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2008, 08:25:11 AM »

I'm gonna go jump up and down on my trampoline again. I'm trying for 20-25 min. today. Gawd, I hate to exercise. mr. disappointment
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« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2008, 08:32:59 AM »

Lidl manager convicted in Greece over bottled mouse

SALONIKA, Greece (AFP) - A manager at German-owned discount chain Lidl was sentenced by a Greek court Thursday to 10 months in prison after a customer found a mouse in Lidl manager convicted in Greece over bottled mouse.

Purchases Manager Art Werner, who was not present in the northern city's court, appealed against the sentence which is redeemable at five euros (3.2 dollars) a day.

A Lidl branch customer in east Salonika in 2006 said he fell ill after drinking from a bottle of beer containing a 13-centimetre (five-inch) mouse.

The supermarket blamed the incident on a bottling procedure error.

The customer has already received 30,000 euros (46,500 dollars) in compensation.

Lidl is Germany's second biggest discount chain and recently unveiled plans to expand into the United States.

The company came under fire in Germany earlier this year for secretly spying on its employees in a bid to stop shoplifting.




(aren't you supposed to get a whole case of beer if that happens?)
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« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2008, 08:36:48 AM »

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« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2008, 08:49:09 AM »

After forty-four years teaching children this is my mother's last day of regular classes.



WOOT WOOT!!  big ups to Mrs. Gosse!  enjoy the rest of your life!  don't do what every other teacher does upon retirement and volunteer for every frickin organization in town.  DO NOTHING!! you've earned it!
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« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2008, 08:50:24 AM »

for real.. is he all pilled up or something?? 


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« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2008, 08:51:07 AM »

After forty-four years teaching children this is my mother's last day of regular classes.



WOOT WOOT!!  big ups to Mrs. Gosse!  enjoy the rest of your life!  don't do what every other teacher does upon retirement and volunteer for every frickin organization in town.  DO NOTHING!! you've earned it!

that funny.  I didn't know that was a stereotype.  My dad, a science teacher, has totally taken that route.  His Habitat for Humanity work is practically a full time job at this point.   :shrug: it seems to agree with him though.
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« Reply #22 on: June 20, 2008, 09:09:41 AM »

WOOT WOOT!!  big ups to Mrs. Gosse!  enjoy the rest of your life!  don't do what every other teacher does upon retirement and volunteer for every frickin organization in town.  DO NOTHING!! you've earned it!

She already announced her intention to volunteer at the schools during her retirement party.
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« Reply #23 on: June 20, 2008, 09:13:18 AM »

i don't know if it's a stereotype or not, but i know that every single retired teacher i know (my mom included) is involved with numerous organizations and works more now than they did before they retired.  i would say that 90% of my volunteers at the museum are retired teachers. the rest are college/high school kids.
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« Reply #24 on: June 20, 2008, 09:13:43 AM »

WOOT WOOT!!  big ups to Mrs. Gosse!  enjoy the rest of your life!  don't do what every other teacher does upon retirement and volunteer for every frickin organization in town.  DO NOTHING!! you've earned it!

She already announced her intention to volunteer at the schools during her retirement party.
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« Reply #25 on: June 20, 2008, 09:15:17 AM »

also, small world alert...  (capt)  ask your dad if he knows my mom (ellen vinson)  she is on the board for habitat for humanity in florida...
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« Reply #26 on: June 20, 2008, 09:16:40 AM »

ah.  Probably not, he moved up to North Carolina upon retirement.  So he's working in Wilmington.
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« Reply #27 on: June 20, 2008, 09:34:42 AM »

Congrats to your maw Matt.


My mom retired from teaching a few years back.  Now she's teaching again cause she was so bored.
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« Reply #28 on: June 20, 2008, 09:46:04 AM »

Did everyone have a parent who was a teacher? Jeeps!

My dad taught bookkeeping, and other business/office-y things (including early computer stuff) at a community college -- but one specifically geared towards "mature students" and welfare folk (mostly women) who wanted to join/re-join the work force.

He couldn't wait to retire. And hasn't done a lick of volunteering since.

Joe LaRocca breaks the mold.
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« Reply #29 on: June 20, 2008, 10:52:58 AM »

After forty-four years teaching children this is my mother's last day of regular classes.



WOOT WOOT!!  big ups to Mrs. Gosse!  enjoy the rest of your life!  don't do what every other teacher does upon retirement and volunteer for every frickin organization in town.  DO NOTHING!! you've earned it!

R____ mom is a retired biology teacher, and she pretty much runs the Montreal section of RESULTS on her own. 
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