Rock Your Toe Broke!

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

How's your toe feeling, Pat?


He rocked so hard that it broke, y'all!

[bebopbalogna]

it's still purple and hurts a little.  but i think that it's just a deep bruise.  as deep as toe flesh will allow.  i think it would hurt worse if it was really broke.  but don't tell anybody!  ok.  gotta go play with a bunch of little ganubuses.  pictures to come!!   i'll contact y'all later.

[Just Some Girl]

Dude, contact me now.

[Just Some Girl]

(groan)

[Bizarro]

New favorite blog:

slangin liquor in the hood - a liquor store and its crew.

A look into the everyday dealings of a 34yr old liquor store owner and his crew in the "hood." Gangs, trailer parks, alcoholics, methheads, crack heads,(yeah, they still exist.) homeless peeps, beer runners, hookers, strippers, and the regular folk. I'll try my best to describe the full experience. I read somewhere that this profession makes the top 5 regularly among the most dangerous jobs. But me, I ain't scurred.

[Tripp]

ugh,,   got a 24-hour flu bug or something.  Went home early  and medicated my brains out.  Then this morning I had to go to court for a speeding ticket. I got everything dismissed somehow.   My ears are clogged up now and I feel out of sorts.

[captqitn]

Guess who won't be going to see the Hulk?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjxOt2u2BGM[/youtube]

[Bizarro]

Teenage girl traumatized "most of all by the shape" of a pickle?

How will we ever crack this riddle?

Also, that liquor store blog is awesome. A favorite quote:

I would like to introduce you to "Violin."(I named him that cause he's always got some bullshit sob story. so i told his ass one day that he should have a lil dude following him around playin the violin. i think his name is steve or something) The bum. I mean, when you think of bums, this is probably what you'll picture. This muhfucker takes "dirty," to a whole nother level. fucker smells like "ass soup." with a side of "dark pee." ( you know the kind u pee after drinkin too much.)

[matthew]

Going to a pickle factory apparently didn't count as facing your fear of pickles.

[Doctor Rock]

New favorite blog:

slangin liquor in the hood - a liquor store and its crew.

A look into the everyday dealings of a 34yr old liquor store owner and his crew in the "hood." Gangs, trailer parks, alcoholics, methheads, crack heads,(yeah, they still exist.) homeless peeps, beer runners, hookers, strippers, and the regular folk. I'll try my best to describe the full experience. I read somewhere that this profession makes the top 5 regularly among the most dangerous jobs. But me, I ain't scurred.

Don't like it much.  Too much contempt for the poor folks in the 'hood.  I really don't feel the need to read about another jackass who despises miserable fucked-up people (who also happen to be his clients).  I guess he needs to dehumanize them in order to sell them his shit, that's probably the little trick he uses so he can sleep tight at night. Anyway, he sounds too much like a fucking repug. 

[matthew]

This muhfucker takes "dirty," to a whole nother level. fucker smells like "ass soup." with a side of "dark pee." ( you know the kind u pee after drinkin too much.)[/tt]

I know the dark pee smell all too well. The years 2003-2005 I smelled some chemical smell everywhere I went, especially in confined spaces, as if my body had metabolized the alcohol wrong and it had metastasized with my flesh. It was an appalling odor and it came to represent my sickness in my head. It permeated my blankets and my bed and I had an urge to burn them when I quit drinking. Everyone in a while I have an odotory hallucination which brings me back to that moment in time and it feels me with dread.

By odotory hallucination I mean those instances where a scent evokes a profound visceral sort of memory, such that your mind is transported from its actual location to an earlier moment in time. "Olfactory hallucination" is taken, and that relates to phantosmia (phantom smells - band name?), so I am going with the one that rhymes with auditory.

Speaking of auditory hallucinations, last Friday morning while I was walking through Westmount I heard the right combination of clicking sounds that mimicked the sound of flip-flops on the beach and I experienced this most powerful flash of Maine beaches... christ, I haven't been to a beach since forever.   

[Bizarro]

New favorite blog:

slangin liquor in the hood - a liquor store and its crew.

A look into the everyday dealings of a 34yr old liquor store owner and his crew in the "hood." Gangs, trailer parks, alcoholics, methheads, crack heads,(yeah, they still exist.) homeless peeps, beer runners, hookers, strippers, and the regular folk. I'll try my best to describe the full experience. I read somewhere that this profession makes the top 5 regularly among the most dangerous jobs. But me, I ain't scurred.

Don't like it much.  Too much contempt for the poor folks in the 'hood.  I really don't feel the need to read about another jackass who despises miserable fucked-up people (who also happen to be his clients).  I guess he needs to dehumanize them in order to sell them his shit.  He sounds too much like a fucking repug. 

You clearly didn't read too much. He employs meth heads, as a way of giving them a second chance, has an ongoing series of bets with a thug athlete intended to nudge him into going to college, and scoured Craigslist until he found a walker for a disabled homeless person. (Who he had previously arranged medical care for.)

Even when he's trying to roust the homeless folks who (ma)linger behind his store, he refuses to try anything that could hurt them or even to call the cops. He instead tries leaving out sugar and honey to attract ants in hopes they'll leave on their own accord.

The hoodrat shittalking is just how they roll out there. He isn't a bad guy at all.

[Doctor Rock]

You're right, I didn't read too much.  The overall tone made me cringe.  Still, I question his ethics.  I would really like to be able to compare how much good vs. how much bad his business is doing. 

[bebopbalogna]

New favorite blog:

slangin liquor in the hood - a liquor store and its crew.

A look into the everyday dealings of a 34yr old liquor store owner and his crew in the "hood." Gangs, trailer parks, alcoholics, methheads, crack heads,(yeah, they still exist.) homeless peeps, beer runners, hookers, strippers, and the regular folk. I'll try my best to describe the full experience. I read somewhere that this profession makes the top 5 regularly among the most dangerous jobs. But me, I ain't scurred.

Don't like it much.  Too much contempt for the poor folks in the 'hood.  I really don't feel the need to read about another jackass who despises miserable fucked-up people (who also happen to be his clients).  I guess he needs to dehumanize them in order to sell them his shit, that's probably the little trick he uses so he can sleep tight at night. Anyway, he sounds too much like a fucking repug. 

great.  a voice of reason....







 

[bebopbalogna]

matt.  stick around.  i got some pictures you'll like....