Tequila has only one "l"...

[KGB]

slowest crappityer ever here. it's easier with pat over my shoulder showing me what to do. 

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Karen is the new Caw, y'all.


We were eating at a Mexican restaurant and the waiter was taking drink orders.

Around the table, "dos equis, "negro modelo," etc...

When it comes to Tripp, he says, "bottle of tequila."

The waiter liked the joke so much he brought Tripp a shot of tequila for free.


Later in the van we were playing Crappitystock Hangman (words must relate to the weekend festivities).

I misspelled tequila "tequilla."  hahn hahn hahn

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Let the record show I did spell "trepan" correctly.   

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

slowest crappityer ever here. it's easier with pat over my shoulder showing me what to do. 

Yay, Kim!  It was awesers meeting you!

I knew you'd join the board.

[Doctor Rock]

Karen is the new Caw, y'all.


We were eating at a Mexican restaurant and the waiter was taking drink orders.

Around the table, "dos equis, "negro modelo," etc...

When it comes to Tripp, he says, "bottle of tequila."

The waiter liked the joke so much he brought Tripp a shot of tequila for free.


Later in the van we were playing Crappitystock Hangman (words must relate to the weekend festivities).

I misspelled tequila "tequilla."  hahn hahn hahn

Wait... There is more than one kind of tequila? 

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/QLn1GXDppxg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/QLn1GXDppxg</a>

[Doctor Rock]

Let the record show I did spell "trepan" correctly.   

You thinking of undergoing one? 

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

I wish the waiter would've brought out a pair of platform shoes too.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQJexFOxolI[/youtube]

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Big ups to Kim for running the merch table at the Dragoon show like a real pro.

I'd hate to run into her at a used car lot.  She was turning people's pockets inside out.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Dragoon t-shirt!

Available in black, navy, & red.

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[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Glassy eyes sold separately.

[Doctor Rock]

Oooo, I want one!  Who do I have to bugger? 

[captqitn]

Me too me too!!

Is there a discount if you buy the shirt and glassy eyes at the same time?

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Dragoon CD!

MUCH, MUCH higher quality versions than are available on myspace!  It shook my dashboard on the drive home.

1.  Impress Me
2.  Golden Hips
3.  Lugnut
4.  If You Say So
5.  Problemo
6.  Impatient
7.  I Can Relate
8.  Chad's Lament
9.  Riches 'Round The Bend
10. Push Pull

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[Doctor Rock]

I don't need no glassy eyes.  I know where to find them cheap!

[Bizarro]

Dropping by real quick before lunch... I'll post longer Crappitystock remembrances tonight, but let me just recap my last day there.

Though at some point, it seems like maybe 6 of us were going to hang out in Pensacola for Mudhoney, in the end, I was the lone straggler. I ended up slounging around the condo (which was luxurious to the point of sick, y'all--they don't even normally let people like us into places like that, much less put us there gratis--massive thanks to Pat & his folks for the kindness). If you're going to spend a day loafingo, you may as well spend it split between a 20th floor luxury condo and white sand beaches. I even got to speak to Pat's mom on the phone, who was super nice and seemed delighted we'd all had fun.

For dinner, Pat & Kim took me to McGuire's, AKA "that crazy irish place where people sign dollar bills and staple them to the walls and ceiling." I've attached a pic. I took some of my own but they may be a little while. We fo' sho' added a Crappitystock bill in a prime location.

Then Mudhoney, for which the a/c at Sluggo's just. stopped. working. They fucking rocked though, playing not just "Touch Me I'm Sick" and "Into the Drink" but even "You Got It (Keep It Outta My Face)." We ran into many fine people from the night before, including several guys who sang karaoke, three of whom opened as He Just Kicks Good, a band that finds the positive side of pretending like the last twelve or so years of rock music never happened.

That reads like a backhanded compliment, but it's supposed to just be an actual one. Eh, well.

Then we went home and got KGB signed up and added my Roger Miller stylings to my Crappity profile (click on it now to hear what i mean).

And yesterday, Kim took me bikini shopping, and while they didn't have much that suited me, we found a lovely two piece for M_____. We also took a hike around the bluffs.

Then I flew home where M______, who had just worked a special promotional event for Alhambra where they grilled on the beach, somehow convinced them to let her keep the fucking grill after. So now I have a ginormous new gas grill in my backyard.

Fugginay.

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