Finnegans wake and bake

[matthew]

Jesus Loves Kids

[Moetown]

Who's Jason and why is he a total fag? Is there really such a thing as a total fag? According to a lot of gay guys, all men have the potential to be gay. If that's true, why don't all gay men have the potential to like it with a chick?

[matthew]

According to a lot of gay guys, all men have the potential to be gay. If that's true, why don't all gay men have the potential to like it with a chick?

So, there's hope for Jason.

[matthew]

My sister hangs out on this board...or used to, anyway. It's a Montreal music-related thang...where all these indie snobs hang out and post obnoxious shit. Anyway, I was in the room once when she came across this post from this very vocal "bisexual" (i.e. annoying phoney lesbian). I used to occassionally comunicate to others via that board and I was familiar with this chick...she drove me up the fucking wall and this just pissed me off:

I don't care how PC you are, or how much you don't care who other people fuck, every time you use "gay" as a synonym for "stupid," you contribute to an environment where this kind of conflation is common and encouraged. This environment is the kind that breeds Fred Phelps, that allowed 2,000 people to show up in Boston yesterday to protest legalizing queer unions, and ensures that queer kids kill themselves at much higher rates than their heterosexual counterparts.

You're on this board because you're interested in new kinds of music and alternative forms of expression. Why can't you apply this to your vocabulary?

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Everytime someone says gay, another queer kid gets his wings.

[Moetown]

Or everytime they buy Aerosmith's 2nd album.

[Doctor Rock]

who knew that Dan hated John more than George?

I do, but for some reason, Jeff (or Tripp) changed it back to good ol' bad George W..  Maybe because we keep talking about the little fucker (and Mr. CIA spook, if you're listening, I mean little fucker with the utmost respect).

[brainfiber]

well i got just got back from a great st. patrick's day/2nd birthday for Jake party

and let me tell you "El vino did flow" guiness...morphed into harp...morphed into yingling (sp.)

Corn beef and cabbage...boiled potato...soda bread...irish music. It was a gay-lick o'time.

I tell you. My grandfather had three girls...my mom was 18 when she had me and she was the only one who had any kids...so the family is me, mom, her two sisters and grandfather...and now my wife and our two boys.

The three sisters were doing there whole irish step dancing thing...it's quite funny to see them all in their 50's doing this thing.

Then when we got home my wife is listening to the voice mail and she's like "do you know some guy named Hank?" I was like.."does he sound wrecked?: and she was like yeah... and my jaw dropped. I went to college with hank and he was great but totally out of his mind all the time...after christmas break freshmen year he came back with a steel plate in his head after getting into a car accident.

i'm trying to get in touch with him now...

[Doctor Rock]

Matt, the only people I know who use "gay" instead of "stupid" are 20 year old nu-metal loving jocks.   You can use "gay" in that sense, but I can't see why you'd want to sound like a hormonally unstable 20 year old barbarian.    

[Doctor Rock]

yeah, see that was back in the days before all of these flashy forum universes made it so dorks like us didn't really need to have friends who lived in the same town in order to not feel quite so lonely.


i love you, world wide web!  

It's funny because it's true!

[matthew]

Matt, the only people I know who use "gay" instead of "stupid" are 20 year old nu-metal loving jocks.   You can use "gay" in that sense, but I can't see why you'd want to sound like a hormonally unstable 20 year old barbarian.    

I don't hang with many 20 year old nu-metal loving jocks so...I don't know what you're talking about. I've used it several times in my life...but, I mean...in an ironic way. I switched it over to saying things are "homosexual" a long time ago.

Fucking faggots!

[matthew]

ah. Well...regardless, that chick is fucking obnoxious anyway. You should read my responses to her post...



no, you shouldn't

[matthew]

I did call her a phoney lesbian...which I think is pretty fucking funny. I thought I'd get banned for it but...no one said shit because it was so obvious that I was so pro-gay...and that I was only anti-blowhard.

I've always said that the world needs more gays because the world is overpopulated (stop breeding, you fucks!).

I used to go on Christian chat pages posing as a homosexual Christian that didn't know what to do.




I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.


Okay, a boy's body.

[Doctor Rock]

Matt, the only people I know who use "gay" instead of "stupid" are 20 year old nu-metal loving jocks.   You can use "gay" in that sense, but I can't see why you'd want to sound like a hormonally unstable 20 year old barbarian.    

I don't hang with many 20 year old nu-metal loving jocks so...I don't know what you're talking about. I've used it several times in my life...but, I mean...in an ironic way. I switched it over to saying things are "homosexual" a long time ago.

Fucking faggots!

I have to interact with them, since I am their teaching assistant.  One of the drawbacks of academe...

[matthew]

Plus, I've never heard anyone use 'gay' as a synonym for 'stupid'...only for 'lame'.


I mentioned the popular use of 'fruity'. She didn't respond. I also mentioned (as did others) that the word doesn't mean 'homosexual'. She didn't respond to that either. I pointed out that the word was appropriated by the fag community because of its actual definition. I pointed out that its use to dump on things wasn't a direct ref to homosexuals, but a mix of it and the original definition. No response. In fact, she ignored my posts completely because she knew I had the upperhand (so modest). She did, however, prove herself to be a total hypocrite when she said that gays and gays only could use the phrase in that way because they had "gay privilege" and actually put a Registered Trademark symbol beside it.

She's not even really gay.


I hate fashionable bisexuals.