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« on: June 5, 2008, 04:20:07 PM »
A place to talk about Guest's mom.
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
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« Reply #1 on: June 5, 2008, 04:23:25 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: June 5, 2008, 04:26:47 PM »
Guest's mama is so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Guest's mama is so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Guest's mama is so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Guest's mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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« Reply #3 on: June 8, 2008, 03:28:42 PM »
My mom's dead.  She died 10 years ago. 
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«Etre bête, égoïste et avoir une bonne santé, voilà les trois conditions voulues pour être heureux. Mais si la première vous manque, tout est perdu.»
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« Reply #4 on: June 8, 2008, 05:09:45 PM »
Party pooper.


(I'm a kidder.)
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« Reply #5 on: June 8, 2008, 10:04:54 PM »
Quote from: Just Some Girl on June  8, 2008, 05:09:45 PM
Party pooper.


(I'm a kidder.)

Shut up!  I was going for one of those The Office like awkward moments here! 
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« Reply #6 on: June 9, 2008, 07:45:27 AM »
Hey! Ya'll stop talking aboot my mom!  Cry
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« Reply #7 on: June 9, 2008, 12:18:20 PM »
Guest's mom is so cross-eyed, she's gotta stand on the front porch to count all her chickens in the back yard.
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« Reply #8 on: June 9, 2008, 06:09:22 PM »
Quote from: bebopbalogna on June  9, 2008, 12:18:20 PM
Guest's mom is so cross-eyed, she's gotta stand on the front porch to count all her chickens in the back yard.

Hey did you read the post about my mom being dead?
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« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2008, 01:27:31 PM »
By request, the snake my mom killed.  Somehow it got into her bathroom.

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« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2008, 02:41:15 PM »
i love my mom but she is annoying Smiley
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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2008, 02:42:26 PM »
Quote from: Orificer Ickles on July 16, 2008, 01:27:31 PM
By request, the snake my mom killed.  Somehow it got into her bathroom.

OK, rosa, a little faster. faster. faster, now...



















...release!

(in case you didn't notice, i pulled batman's plug for you, too.)






speaking of moms, isn't there a diaper you need to go change. and some pants.
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« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2008, 10:17:20 PM »
Quote from: Orificer Ickles on July 16, 2008, 01:27:31 PM
By request, the snake my mom killed.  Somehow it got into her bathroom.

Shhhhnake! 
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