Are dachshunds the new pug?

[Bizarro]

(hopes "Are dachshunds the new pug?" is tomorrows thread name.)



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Your wish is, etc. etc.

[Bizarro]

A kindergarten teacher in Port St. Lucie let her students vote a disabled 5 year-old out of the class, Survivor-style.

[Sabamah]

i had a dachshund growing up and she was a total bitch, literally and figuratively.

[Doctor Rock]

But... But... Today is sunday!  You're confusing me! 

[Moetown]

Who are all these guests? Are they real people?

[Moetown]

Quick:

WHAT IS THE CURRENT TERROR ALERT STATUS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?

Yellow.

[Bizarro]

Quick:

WHAT IS THE CURRENT TERROR ALERT STATUS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?

Yellow.

Yup.

[Doctor Rock]

Quick:

WHAT IS THE CURRENT TERROR ALERT STATUS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?

Yellow.

Yellow like in cowardly? 

[Bizarro]

Hey Guest: I added a new feature. If you type this within a post:

Code:

[you]

anyone reading it will see their own username appear in that space. It can be used for humor, but not for evil really, as it will be a dead giveaway when you're using it, since it doesn't replace the "you" with just the text for their name but with the text and a link to their profile. There's no button for it, just a text code.

Still, it's a fun toy. Observe.

Enter this:

Code:

I think it's time I told you: I'm in love with you, [you]

And each user reading it will see his/her name in there, like so:
I think it's time I told you: I'm in love with you, Guest.

I installed this feature just for you, Guest.

[Doctor Rock]

Guest

Got it! 

[matthew]

Weird. What was that thing about the usergroup?

[matthew]

Also, if this rumour concerning Michelle ranting from behind a pulpit and using the word "whitey" is true, Obama is finished.

Even if no such video exists, doubtless hundreds of thousands, if not millions, will have heard the rumour and believed it to be true.

[Doctor Rock]

Also, if this rumour concerning Michelle ranting from behind a pulpit and using the word "whitey" is true, Obama is finished.

The beauty of it is that it doesn't even have to be true!  It just needs to stick.

Who said this?

If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.

 

[Bizarro]

Who said this?

If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.

 

Joseph Goebbels

[matthew]

If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.

 


That quote appears on political message boards every fifty to sixty seconds.