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Doctor Rock
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Customer Day
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May 30, 2008, 11:22:32 PM »
http://www.isbarackobamamuslim.com/
He's a firm believer in one of the other silly monotheisms.
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«Etre bête, égoïste et avoir une bonne santé, voilà les trois conditions voulues pour être heureux. Mais si la première vous manque, tout est perdu.»
matthew
war all the time
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Customer Day
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May 31, 2008, 08:16:28 AM »
or...
Crappity: A Place to Rest Your Package
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Today is "Customer Day" at work...but am unclear as to what that means specifically. Open House is another way I have heard it put. Gift bags of samples, guests, BBQ in the parking lot, thousands upon thousands of customers, madness, etc. A mix of scary stories and implications that fun will be had by all...whatever, it is raining now.
You know the Wall of Death image? I had that pciture saved for sometime as a avatar on another message board and it never looked right 'cause you could barely make out the lion.
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
matthew
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Re: Customer Day
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Quote from: matthew on May 31, 2008, 08:16:28 AM
You know the Wall of Death image? I had that pciture saved for sometime as a avatar on another message board and it never looked right 'cause you could barely make out the lion.
Great story, Matt.
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
matthew
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Re: Customer Day
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
Just Some Girl
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Re: Customer Day
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May 31, 2008, 08:33:24 AM »
Quote from: bebopbalogna on May 31, 2008, 01:01:37 AM
up close picture of the red faced uncontacted tribal people
[spoiler]
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KNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCH!
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"Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life." (Dorothy Parker)
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Re: Customer Day
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Quote from: Moetown on May 31, 2008, 02:53:46 AM
The wife decided to do a backflip off the wagon.
Shit.
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Then, around midnight, some conch peddlar ended up at our door. Of course now she's crashed out and I'm all lit up.
(we still have no thumbs-up smiley?)
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Moetown
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Re: Customer Day
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May 31, 2008, 08:35:21 AM »
Customer Day? Shouldn't every day be Customer Day?
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Re: Customer Day
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May 31, 2008, 08:37:27 AM »
The crappity poster is always right.
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"Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life." (Dorothy Parker)
Moetown
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Re: Customer Day
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It's no big deal. Some people need to get oottta their
spaceships
minds every now and then. Unfortunately for me, now and then usually happen really close together.
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Re: Customer Day
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Quote from: matthew on May 30, 2008, 10:56:16 PM
Quote from: Gocatgo on May 30, 2008, 04:20:57 PM
Did you mean to just quote that?
I believe I fixed it for him.
(next tutorial: how not to post your response in the middle of what you are quoting)
How 'bout one on dragging an old quote (like, say, the one above) to the new ACTIVE thread? I know it's hard, what with all the cutting and pasting and everything.
Yes, I
also
know I'm sarcastic a bitch.
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Quote from: Moetown on May 31, 2008, 08:38:01 AM
It's no big deal. Some people need to get oottta their
spaceships
minds every now and then. Unfortunately for me, now and then usually happen really close together.
It's spelled "fortunately."
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Re: Customer Day
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Our deck out back is done! Yay!
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Re: Customer Day
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May 31, 2008, 08:44:12 AM »
Maybe I'll read scripts out there later (once it dries from all the rain), with an adult beverage or ten.
I've pretty much given up on the not-drinking till crappitystock gag, but trying to calm it down a bit. (Rest assured, I
am
sober at 9:45am.)
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Re: Customer Day
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May 31, 2008, 08:44:46 AM »
This is so not the condition I wanted to be in this morning.
Little dog Houston has been having a doggie cough since early this morning. S_ _ _ can sleep through a cluster bomb attack, but I'm a very light sleeper. So I was last one asleep and first one awake.
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May 31, 2008, 08:46:38 AM »
I was exhausted yesterday, but had insomnia. Managed about 4 hours of sleep. I guess I'd better get used to feeling like shit, once I start bootcamp on Monday.
I mean, feeling great, of course.
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