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« on: May 29, 2008, 08:52:16 AM »

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HOPING ITS FILLED WITH GOOD FORTUNE!!!
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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2008, 09:00:34 AM »

Happy Birthday!

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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2008, 09:09:53 AM »

New York recognizes gay marriages!!

...a day after rumors circulate that Lindsay Lohan will marry her galpal.



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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2008, 09:13:36 AM »

WTF cnn??

They put the t-shirt option next to "Bad hurricanes forecast, but few ready"


but NOT next to "Is Grandma Drugged Up?"   or "Monkeys control robots with their minds".



They really don't a flippin clue, do they?
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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2008, 09:21:49 AM »

HAPPY BORN-DAY (YOUNG) MATTHEW

Hope it's swelltastic!

Because you love her as much as I do (right? right?), I give you.....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgqD826HGuI[/youtube]
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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2008, 09:24:37 AM »

the moz and i wish young matthew a better than ever year full of everything the moz lacks...happiness and sex with real people!

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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2008, 09:26:58 AM »

Hey, just realized, Matt's 30 today. A landmark. Damn, I shoulda found a better video. Hm. Does Kristen Hirsch sing a birthday song anywhere on the internets?

Somebody check that out for me, willya?
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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2008, 09:29:38 AM »

Moz speaks the truth...

some girls are actually bigger than others.

Frankly Mr. Matthew...

Matthew...Matthew..it was really nothing.

Matthew...he's just human and he wants to be loved...just like everyone else.

Happy birthday...happy birthday...
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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2008, 09:57:21 AM »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATTHEW! 

 breakin2 breakin2 breakin2 breakin2 breakin2

HOPE YOU HAVE A SWELL DAY!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ppt0mVjOk9w" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/Ppt0mVjOk9w</a>
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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2008, 09:59:13 AM »

Throwing Muses, live at the 9:30 Club, 1995

'Cause we love you, Matthew.
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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2008, 10:19:16 AM »

Got wood?

(I'm not sure how many times either JeffRoomie, friend Pat, or myself has made that "joke," but apparently, it never gets old.)

We finally got lumber delivered this morning for the deck we're building out back. Finally! Now all we have to do is wait for Pat to come by "sometime" this afternoon and start. So excited!

I could only carry one 2x4 at a time when we were unloading. Such a weakling. Wait till after bootcamp, though. Then I'll be able to carry one 2x4 at a time, but (maybe) without complaining.
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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2008, 10:19:53 AM »

Y'all are invited over for patio drinks when we're done. Obvs.
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« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2008, 10:22:12 AM »

did you happen to spin around while you were carrying it...hitting your roomate in the head...and then when you turned to see what you hit,  you whacked somebody else in the head?

Cause I hate it when that happens.

Happens everytime i have wood
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« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2008, 10:25:57 AM »

man.  k__and i are gonna try and get our patio redone before crappitystock.  not a huge deal.  replace some boards that are warped (and a little dangerous) and repaint it.  that shouldn't be a big deal.  time is the biggest problem. we were gonna try and redo the bathroom too, something we've been meaning to do since christmas, and actually a more immediate need.  but it's gonna take more time and money than we can spare right now, so that's gonna have to wait....
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« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2008, 10:27:39 AM »

so y'all are gonna hafta deal with our shitty, too small bathroom with leaky pipes.   perfect for puking in though.
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