I'm a cold italian pizza, I could use a lemon squeezer

[full blown possession]

can you believe the legendary nigel dick is producing my show

[Just Some Girl]

Um, MY friends just called JeffWerbo to arrange going out for coffee and did not call me. (Apparently it was all arranged last night, but I don't remember. Duh.) They will be here soon...and get a piece of my mind. Hmph. Fucking chicks, man.

Also: I hope there's a love connection. 

[Bizarro]

best Love Connection ever

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/OUnRIzwbgkA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/OUnRIzwbgkA</a>

[captqitn]

I propose all the crappiteers take mood-indicative headshots like this  

Everyone call dibs on a 5 or so moods, and take pictures of yourself showing that mood.  

[Bizarro]

I propose all the crappiteers take mood-indicative headshots like this 

Everyone call dibs on a 5 or so moods, and take pictures of yourself showing that mood.   

 

Fan-fucking tastic idea.

[full blown possession]

Despite turning down deals which would cut too far in the time I  put  aside for my children or projects that just “don’t feel right”; (damn that tommy video) I have achieved extraordinary success and worldwide fame on my own terms, for real.  I have stuck to my own philosophy and principles, made my own decisions and successfully navigated my way through the devious world of show business and beds,  and survived my own dramatic love life, one full of chances taken, heartbreak and joy. I am a determined woman with no regrets.

[Just Some Girl]

I propose all the crappiteers take mood-indicative headshots like this 

Everyone call dibs on a 5 or so moods, and take pictures of yourself showing that mood.   

All my photos are just attempts not to be at double-chin angle. If that's a mood, awesome, count me in.

(sigh)

[bebopbalogna]

I propose all the crappiteers take mood-indicative headshots like this 

Everyone call dibs on a 5 or so moods, and take pictures of yourself showing that mood.   

 

Fan-fucking tastic idea.

agreed.  we can settle alot of these at the 'stock.  all yous other guys can submit your entries here.

[full blown possession]

Balancing with great wit, good humour, intelligence and style my role as the favourite Playboy sex symbol, a devoted and attentive mother, and an activist for charitable causes I enjoy, a reputation for being beautiful, funny and smart. I also have a cute smile and a trick pelvis will get you pretty far.  that's what he said.

With my gymnastic training and tomboy background, I feel more like a circus performer than an actress, for real havent you seen my video – and my list of unfulfilled glamorous fantasies brought me to Las Vegas in 2007 to be a magician’s assistant. Flying back and forth with exhausting frequency for soccer games and other mom duties, shagging Rick Soloman, I managed six months of magic with myr friend Hans Klok and enjoyed every minute. I was offered an extraordinary opportunity to have my own show in Vegas but decided it would not be in the family’s best interests kinda like my videos with Tommy.

[captqitn]

I am feeling very non-double-chinned today, as a matter of fact.

[Sabamah]

i call shrugging smiley!!! and WHATEVS smiley!!!

 

[Bizarro]

I should mention it's also totally doable to make our own list of moods. We don't have to use the existing ones.

[Just Some Girl]

I am feeling very non-double-chinned today, as a matter of fact.

You don't have enough fat. Eat up!

[bebopbalogna]

are they onions?


 

they look like the onions that mario and luigi throw at koopa in super mario 2.

[Just Some Girl]

Balancing with great wit, good humour, intelligence and style my role as the favourite Playboy sex symbol, a devoted and attentive mother, and an activist for charitable causes I enjoy, a reputation for being beautiful, funny and smart. As she tells it, a cute smile and a trick pelvis will get you pretty far.  that's what he said.

With my gymnastic training and tomboy background, I feel more like a circus performer than an actress, for real havent you seen my video – and my list of unfulfilled glamorous fantasies brought me to Las Vegas in 2007 to be a magician’s assistant. Flying back and forth with exhausting frequency for soccer games and other mom duties, shagging Rick Soloman, I managed six months of magic with myr friend Hans Klok and enjoyed every minute. I was offered an extraordinary opportunity to have my own show in Vegas but decided it would not be in the family’s best interests kinda like my videos with Tommy.

I thought for a sec that was your personal ad.