God

[Doctor Rock]

isn't homosexuality mostly bad in the asshole?

It's the assholes that tend to be scared of male homosexulity.

[brainfiber]

male assholes...i  think the female assholes could care less about male homosexuality.

and if you are into it..i don't  think your asshole thinks it's bad...

remember, you can't spell  canal without anal.

[brainfiber]

remember..you can't spell female canal without male anal

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

I'm Rick James, bitch!  Enjoy yourself!

[brainfiber]

so i don't know if you folks are paying attention to the Jayson williams case, but it's local NJ news for me.

Jayson was this former NJ NET basketball player (featured on cribs one time -shotgun in hand) who accidently shot his limo driver in his house. Accidently means curses at the guy and then pointing the gun at him which accidently went off and then trying to make it look like the guy killed himself.

Anyways there's like 5 witnesses who saw him do it. 4 of them were harlem globtrotters.

Man that must be a riot in the courtroom...that music playing, those funny outfits, those guys whippin the ball around.

[Tripp]

Did the limo driver play for the Generals?

[Doctor Rock]

A performance artist who once lay naked in a shallow grave with a vial of his own blood dribbling out of his anus is among seven winners of one of Canada's most prestigious visual arts awards this year.

[Tripp]

dribbling.

thats really where the artistry comes in. getting the flow down to a dribble.

[regular tom]

that must be some viscous blood.

can junkie blood dribble?

[regular tom]

that artist looks like a morrissey devotee who just discovered charles manson.

[regular tom]

john oswald seems like a deserving fellow to be getting some sort of prize for his Plunderphonics, but couldn't they come up with something more exciting than Nova Scotian ceramics?

[Doctor Rock]

Comments made today on the Canadian Arts Council web board:

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neutrahouse - Mar 3, 2004 3:53 pm (#14 Total: 33)

Disgusting - It puts all sincere artists to shame. But look at it this way - our GG may be able to avoid a parliamentary probe, but she's wont be able to avoid handing money to a guy with a bleeding ass!!!


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Krusty the Clown - Mar 3, 2004 3:57 pm (#15 Total: 33)
"You know, I base my whole life on Krusty's teachings." - Bart Simpson

Disgusting. How Canadian.

I've got an idea - how about making the "arts" pay their own way, and let's use our tax dollars for more useful things, like repairing infrastructure or opening up more hospital beds, or...
 
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Istvan Kantor (which used to live in Montreal in the early 90's and which I know to be a man who lives to stir shit up) must be laughing his head off!  It's unfair to him, however, to only concentrate on his blood spurting shenanigans...  I mean, I find his music way more offensive than his blood out of asshole capers.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

dribbling.

thats really where the artistry comes in. getting the flow down to a dribble.

(whistles Harlem Globetrotter theme song)