Your First Orgasm (even worse than the Everybody Masturbate subject)

[matthew]

When did you first come? How old were you? What was it like? Describe it in detail.

[matthew]

This may seem pretty odd...but I was a bit frustrated that I didn't get my submission into the Montreal Mirror's sex survey on time...I find my story pretty humourous..

[Tripp]

I don't remember exactly. But I discovered that funny feeling when I was, like, 4. Regardless I'm sure my first was self-administered.

[captqitn]

Is it ok if I just upload a quicktime movie of it?   Pictures say a thousand words..

[regular tom]

i can't remember, but i'm sure i was already there.

[regular tom]

thanks for creating such a warm (and gelatinous) topic, matt.

i thought for sure there would be some sort of mardi gras ha ha topic up in here when i got to work, but no.  

no fat tuesday hilarity.

let's all get engorged and bust our collective nut (soory, bamah)

[flecton big sky]

[brainfiber]

speaking of orgasams...my wife gave me a gift certificate for a hot stone massage which i will be redeeming after work today.

Maybe since it's fat tuesday they'll be giving away free happy endings.

The hot stone thing sounds cool, but i was hoping for a teen facial.

Dig if you will a picture of me and Prince engaged in a kiss..the sweat of my body covers him...

can you picture this?

[Judd W]

I don't remember the first time I actually masturbated, but I remember the first time I found my dad's Playboys and masturbated to "porn".  I have yet to have sex as good as jacking off to a stack of late 70's early 80's Playboys.  I was digging around in the attic one day and I found them - I immediately tossed about 10 or 12 down the attic stairs, jumped down to the carpet, ran into my room and hastily arranged them on my bed.  I placed centerfold next to centerfold and pretended that they were all having one big all girl orgy, all while I watched...its funny that even then I never fantasized about having sex with anyone, just watching...anyway, when I finally let loose I shot off just about eveywhere - I then played with the strungs of my "product" like spiderwebs as I gazed longingly into the eyes of so many big bushed nekid 70's girls

[regular tom]

dayumm, flecton!  

so you really did go through on your threat to have that surgery, eh?

[regular tom]

thank you, judd, for that bulbospongiosus remembrance.

no porn is ever as good as the porn of youth.


excuse me while i go spend some time with "Christy" from the December 1980 issue of Hustler...

[flecton big sky]

in the long run it was cheaper than the home vacuum remedy i'd seen on that Dutch website.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

I don't remember the first time I actually masturbated, but I remember the first time I found my dad's Playboys and masturbated to "porn".

Does Pam know all about this, Judd?

[regular tom]

are the streets of Ottwah filled with Mardi Gras revelers today?

are there naked skaters on the Rideau?

[flecton big sky]

they're not naked - they're covered in beavertails