Cherish your nuts

[Tripp]

We're getting new kitty Ned's balls cut off today. I hate doing that. well.....you know....having it done.

[Tripp]

the latest on that Exorcist prequel

Renny Harlin instead of Paul Schrader?? Hey, I've got an idea. Instead of putting out something good that we've already spent millions on let's spend even more and make it all shitty!!

[brainfiber]

Sequels, prequels...why don't they just leave well enough alone.

caught that rick james chappel show last night. classic.

also caught the last episode of the office. Man for a comedy the ending was just uncomfortable...your heart goes out to David.

[regular tom]

poor little Ned.  no teabag for kitty.

[regular tom]

speaking of nuts, it looks like the Governator wants more power:

Arnold Schwarzenegger, who has been governor of California for just 98 days, may already be eyeing a bigger stage than Sacramento.

Mr. Schwarzenegger, who immigrated to the United States from Austria 35 years ago, on Sunday endorsed an amendment to the Constitution to allow immigrants who have been citizens for at least 20 years to run for president. Mr. Schwarzenegger became a citizen in 1983.

Making his Sunday morning talk show debut on the NBC program "Meet the Press," Mr. Schwarzenegger was asked whether he would support changing the Constitution to allow naturalized citizens to serve as president. Senator Orrin G. Hatch, the Utah Republican, has proposed such an amendment.

"Yeah, I should look at that," Mr. Schwarzenegger said with his polished performer's smile. "It sounds really good."

(taken from today's NY Times.)

[Tripp]

SIMPLY THE BEST!!

BETTER THAN ALL THE REST!!

[brainfiber]

speaking of teabags...


Did you know they took "The Captain" off the lipton tea bag.

What wasn't he hip enough? Not cool for the target audience of tea drinkers.

Well i'm going to set up a campaign to "bring back the captain"

Who's with me. Let's go.

"NO CAPTAIN...NO PEACE"

"HELL NO THE CAPTAIN CAN'T GO"

"NO TEABAGGIN WITHOUT THE CAPTAIN"

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Renny Harlin instead of Paul Schrader??

What a bunch of jackasses.  Why would they hire Schrader in the first place if they just wanted a generic horror movie?

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

caught that rick james chappel show last night. classic.

Yeah, I had my first experience with Chappelle's Show last night.  They played the Prince episode and the Rick James episode back to back.

The Prince thing was pretty good, but, yeah, Rick James was just classic.

[Tripp]

Renny Harlin instead of Paul Schrader??

What a bunch of jackasses.  Why would they hire Schrader in the first place if they just wanted a generic horror movie?

I can see the suits at wherever sitting around looking at rough cuts or dailies of Schrader's version goin "WHERE"S THE PEA SOUP? WHERE'S THE HEAD SPINNING? THIS IS WHAT MADE THE EXORCIST A CLASSIC!!"

[Tripp]

"PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR?!?! WE DON"T WANT TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK WE WANNA MAKE EM PUKE!! LOOK AT THESE NUMBERS ON SCARY MOVIE 3!! SHIT!! WE DON'T HAVE ONE WAYANS BROTHER IN THIS GOD-DAMN THING!!"

[shabbadoo]

There's a time, and the time it is now and it's right for me...

[Tripp]

"FUCK THIS!! WE'RE GONNA GO WITH THE TRIED AND TRUE AND REMAKE THE ORIGINAL!!
AS FATHER MERRIN? MIKE MYERS!!
 AS REGAN? PARIS HILTON!!
FATHER DAMIEN? ASHTON KUTCHER!!
BUT IT TURNS OUT FATHER DAMIEN IS A PEDOPHILE! HE'S CATHOLIC RIGHT? YEAH!  YEAH! HE'S FUCKING PARIS HILTON AND THEN HER HEAD TURNS AROUND AND SHE SAYS 'DO ME FROM BEHIND'!! THAT GOES IN THE TRAILER!!"

[shabbadoo]

just calm down Tripp,
why don't you listen to some Yes

[Tripp]

"WE CAN USE 'YOURS IS NO DISGRACE' TO GET THE GEN X CROWD INTO THE THEATRES. THEY'RE THE HARD SELL!! BUT FOR THE THEME SONG I WANT YOU TO GET LINKIN PARK'S MANAGER ON THE PHONE!! AND GET ME STAIND'S MANAGER!!! AND HATEBREED! DEFINITELY HATEBREED!! WAIT!!THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME MANAGER. AND WE'RE GONNA WANT TO TEAM UP 50 CENT AND CHARLOTTE CHURCH!!! 50 CENT IS FUCKING CHARLOTTE CHURCH----IN IRAQ!!!! WHILE OUR TROOPS LOOK ON, LIKE THAT RUSSIAN LESBO VIDEO!!"