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« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2008, 08:13:59 AM »

blugh...  shirts for BBQ teams are starting to happen. it's THAT time of year.

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« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2008, 08:16:28 AM »

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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
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« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2008, 08:17:34 AM »

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« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2008, 08:25:10 AM »

oh man... there is an escalating bathroom war at my office.

Last week a note appears on the front of the door:

"Please be sure that your entire "deposit" is flushed away before you leave the bathroom.  thanks"

Then a few days later, on the inside of the door on your way out, a note read:

"are you sure its ALLLLL gone?!?"

Now today, this is posted on the stall door:



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« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2008, 08:28:21 AM »

the next note should be written in "fingerpaint".
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« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2008, 08:30:01 AM »

Cap, do you clean up the "deposits" you leave on the floor after your bathroom "breaks"? 
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« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2008, 08:32:35 AM »

nah.  i just kinda spread it around with my shoe.


thats cool, right?
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« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2008, 08:35:02 AM »

oh man... there is an escalating bathroom war at my office.

Last week a note appears on the front of the door:

"Please be sure that your entire "deposit" is flushed away before you leave the bathroom.  thanks"

Then a few days later, on the inside of the door on your way out, a note read:

"are you sure its ALLLLL gone?!?"

Now today, this is posted on the stall door:



gah. yankees.   mr. disappointment
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« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2008, 08:44:30 AM »

leave a note that says "I'm leaving the deposit for the doctors to collect for their cloning experiments."
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« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2008, 08:45:02 AM »

I wish my co-workers would wipe their own piss off the toilet seat.
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« Reply #25 on: April 29, 2008, 08:49:58 AM »

nah.  i just kinda spread it around with my shoe.


thats cool, right?

that could be misinterpreted as a come on in some airports.  i'd be careful about that.
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« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2008, 09:04:42 AM »

oh man... there is an escalating bathroom war at my office.

Last week a note appears on the front of the door:

"Please be sure that your entire "deposit" is flushed away before you leave the bathroom.  thanks"

Then a few days later, on the inside of the door on your way out, a note read:

"are you sure its ALLLLL gone?!?"

Now today, this is posted on the stall door:



that's riduculous...

everyone knows that you should always spell out numbers one through nine.

duh
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« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2008, 09:06:49 AM »

Thank you BF for saying what we were all thinking.
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« Reply #28 on: April 29, 2008, 09:09:07 AM »

do you have one of those super flushers? We have one at work that flushes so powerful that it always leaves a TOF*

maybe the person in your office is just being green and doesn't want to waste the water

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« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2008, 09:13:02 AM »

the next note should be written in "fingerpaint".

"fingerpaint" = shit
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