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« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2008, 09:34:43 AM »

What the hell happened to the reporter that was swinging her legs on the back of the truck?  she looked like she exploded Scanners style.
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There was a flash pot that ignited as the motor-cycle came blasting out of the back of the truck.

Yeah, she tumbled over like a burning mannequin. That one and the Spanish reporter who got trampled by a horse made me cringe.

The trampled reporter was Brazilian, I think.  nerd

I couldn't hear well enough to decide if he was speaking Portuguese or Spanish. Then I contemplated "hispanic" or "latin" but decided I'd rather be wrong about his nationality than identify him based on ethnicity. This is what happens when you try to be politically correct.

Next time, I'll just say "that dude."
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« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2008, 09:38:34 AM »

Hmm.. not nearly as funny, now that I know he was Brazilian.
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« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2008, 09:41:52 AM »


And yet it was so subtle. (seriously, did anyone actually believe that was real?)

First time I saw it linked on a political board I shut it off after about 25 seconds, "Jesus, this isn't even remotely funny..."
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« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2008, 09:44:15 AM »

I'm getting a weird feeling today...


I think there's a disturbance in the Force.
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« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2008, 09:45:29 AM »

Some days I think I should post only in the form of YouTube stuff.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/w7_Xm_9DN74" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/w7_Xm_9DN74</a>
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« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2008, 09:54:24 AM »

The Dangers of Being a television Reporter

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/_JUB-oAukiU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/_JUB-oAukiU</a>

I have always loved the refrain of, "Put that on the news!" from the lady with the purse.

Also, the cat attack the woman's face is without rivals as an example of someone not recognizing a cat's clear attempt at communication. "eraaaaaaaaooooooooowaaaaa" means "cat not happy".

The dog and the old man in the street was a new one for me and I could watch hours of that.


I particularly enjoyed the response to, "I'll blow your fucking head off!"
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« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2008, 09:58:09 AM »

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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/_OBlgSz8sSM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/_OBlgSz8sSM</a>
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« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2008, 10:05:06 AM »

What the hell happened to the reporter that was swinging her legs on the back of the truck?  she looked like she exploded Scanners style.

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Anthea Turner suffered burns and temporary hearing loss:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/9UiJMn2eicE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/9UiJMn2eicE</a>

with Wilhelm Scream:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/su2zA38zg30" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/su2zA38zg30</a>

Deep context for kitty:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/r30tBiH7aI8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/r30tBiH7aI8</a>
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« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2008, 10:11:44 AM »

Judging by half the stuff that came up looking into the bike accident, Anthea Turner is quite unpopular.

How long until "Charlie Bit Me" shirts are available?
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« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2008, 10:16:20 AM »

I have tried them several times now and I just don't think Elliott Smith or Sigur Ros are ever going to click with me.
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« Reply #25 on: April 16, 2008, 10:27:22 AM »

Sigur Ros just makes me sad.
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« Reply #26 on: April 16, 2008, 10:34:39 AM »

I have tried them several times now and I just don't think Elliott Smith or Sigur Ros are ever going to click with me.

i like Elliott Smith, just dont listen to him if you are depressed

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« Reply #27 on: April 16, 2008, 10:38:45 AM »

I like a lot of Elliot Smith stuff but I've never delved too deeply.

Met him once.
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« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2008, 10:54:24 AM »

Try imagine any other man instrumental in covering up the crimes and protecting thousands of child molesters being able to meet with the President of the United States. I can't imagine Bush being as comfortable meeting with a CEO involved in the cover up of even a single rape.

Years ago the Bush Government granted Joe Ratzinger immunity from any prosecution relating to his (godly) hand in aiding and abetting child rapists.




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« Reply #29 on: April 16, 2008, 10:56:50 AM »

Wasn't Ratzinger a nazi youth?
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