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matthew
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Re: Bicycle weather!
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April 15, 2008, 10:38:53 PM »
Quote from: Just Some Girl on April 15, 2008, 06:43:37 PM
That is sweet! The roomie has a green 69 Mercedes that's been parked out back for about 3 years now. Wanna buy it?
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
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Re: Bicycle weather!
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Quote from: Orificer Ickles on April 15, 2008, 07:58:32 PM
Quote from: full blown possession on April 15, 2008, 03:35:41 PM
Quote from: Tripp on April 15, 2008, 03:29:47 PM
mothaflippin'...
anybody heard of thinkin fellers union local 282, just stumbled across them, i like
I have one of their CDs called "Strangers from the Universe." Quite good.
I have that one in mp3, but I have been thinking of getting the flac.
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
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Re: Bicycle weather!
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Strangers From The Universe influenced the name of the band Total Strangers which is my favorite band name I ever came up with thank you.
Originally I thought of 'The Phantom Strangers' (DC reference)... not wanting to get sued..
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bebopbalogna
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Quote from: Moetown on April 15, 2008, 07:42:29 PM
Makes a bloke feel so proud.
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April 15, 2008, 11:00:15 PM »
god-damn. THE ROOTS version of the Natiional Anthem is the new National Anthem.
re: Colbert
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matthew
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Re: Bicycle weather!
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Not only was it a cool band name, but that 7" is a hidden gem of wax. I have always associated it with "You Be The Stranger", also one of my favourite Griftertunes.
(they both influenced the titles of one of my favourite early g______ songs)
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
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Re: Bicycle weather!
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April 15, 2008, 11:11:49 PM »
stranger
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
reverse stranger
When you sit on your dick, then give your self a handjob. It makes it feel like you're giving someone else a handjob.
total stranger
The act of masturbating with both numb hand and penis, giving the effect of watching someone else masturbate.
i always find it tough to cum when i give myself a total stranger, but it is always worth the effort.
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Re: Bicycle weather!
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Quote from: bebopbalogna on April 15, 2008, 11:11:49 PM
stranger
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
reverse stranger
When you sit on your dick, then give your self a handjob. It makes it feel like you're giving someone else a handjob.
total stranger
The act of masturbating with both numb hand and penis, giving the effect of watching someone else masturbate.
i always find it tough to cum when i give myself a total stranger, but it is always worth the effort.
Is that from Moe's etymology page?
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i agree that total strangers is a perfect band name. (i was unawares of the
other
meaning, until i just went to urban dictionary to get the definition of "stranger" and "total stranger" was one of the variants. what would be the point of that?)
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Re: Bicycle weather!
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Quote from: bebopbalogna on April 15, 2008, 11:11:49 PM
stranger
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
reverse stranger
When you sit on your dick, then give your self a handjob. It makes it feel like you're giving someone else a handjob.
total stranger
The act of masturbating with both numb hand and penis, giving the effect of watching someone else masturbate.
i always find it tough to cum when i give myself a total stranger, but it is always worth the effort.
For some reason this reminds me of
The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
bebopbalogna
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Re: Bicycle weather!
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April 15, 2008, 11:21:19 PM »
Quote from: Papadan on April 15, 2008, 11:16:11 PM
Quote from: bebopbalogna on April 15, 2008, 11:11:49 PM
stranger
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
reverse stranger
When you sit on your dick, then give your self a handjob. It makes it feel like you're giving someone else a handjob.
total stranger
The act of masturbating with both numb hand and penis, giving the effect of watching someone else masturbate.
i always find it tough to cum when i give myself a total stranger, but it is always worth the effort.
Is that from Moe's etymology page?
no, but at first i credited it to his page, but edited it after thinking one of you guys would try to verify it and call me a liar! no kidding. it's from an "urban dictionary stranger" search.
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Re: Bicycle weather!
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April 15, 2008, 11:44:27 PM »
If both your hand and penis are numb how can you masturbate?
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Don't answer that..
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bebopbalogna
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Re: Bicycle weather!
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April 15, 2008, 11:56:54 PM »
you are correct sir. numbness is caused by a lack of blood flow, something necessary to create an erection worthy of stroking. therefore the "total stranger" (or the "reverse stranger" for that matter), as described by the urban dictionary, is not likely to have ever occurred. the regular ol stranger, though. hoo man, that shit really works. just like they say. feels just like someone else. i'm tellin you. it's like a stranger from the universe. a
phantom
stranger from the universe.
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bebopbalogna
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Re: Bicycle weather!
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(just saw the "don't answer that" part.)
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