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« Reply #30 on: April 1, 2008, 08:00:57 AM »

OH!!!!   as in "GAYS"!!!!


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« Reply #31 on: April 1, 2008, 08:04:18 AM »

once you make the cover of Faghag Mag  you'll know you've arrived.
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« Reply #32 on: April 1, 2008, 08:11:36 AM »

I can't seem to open your pdf, Bams.

it's probably for the best. if you've seen one gay monthy newspaper with a fag hag on the cover, you've seen 'em all.

I swear I only have all those subscriptions because I get them free.   Embarrassed
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« Reply #33 on: April 1, 2008, 08:12:26 AM »

once you make the cover of Faghag Mag  you'll know you've arrived.

What about Limp Wrists Weakly?
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« Reply #34 on: April 1, 2008, 08:47:49 AM »

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« Reply #35 on: April 1, 2008, 08:55:17 AM »

In a speech today Hillary Clinton compared herself to Rocky Balboa, specifically she said that ending her campaign now would be as if:

"Rocky Balboa had gotten halfway up those art museum steps and said, ‘Well, I guess that’s about far enough.’ Let me tell you something, when it comes to finishing a fight, Rocky and I have a lot in common. I never quit. I never give up. And neither do the American people."


hey hillary.  rocky lost.  to the black guy.
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« Reply #36 on: April 1, 2008, 09:33:25 AM »

Simple truths that La Clinton seems to have trouble grasping: only boneheaded idiots never quit.  Knowing when to quit is a virtue.  How you win is at least as important as winning. Wanting to win at any cost is nuts.  I never want to win at all costs; your victims hate you.  Winning is overrated.

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« Reply #37 on: April 1, 2008, 09:35:01 AM »

Is Matt's cat avatar massaging that guy's crotch? 
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« Reply #38 on: April 1, 2008, 09:38:38 AM »

Am I the New Dan Rosa?

What's wrong with the old one?
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« Reply #39 on: April 1, 2008, 09:41:02 AM »

I mean, besides his annoying tendency to refer to himself in the third person?
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« Reply #40 on: April 1, 2008, 10:17:51 AM »

and the stench.  dear sweet god.. the stench.
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« Reply #41 on: April 1, 2008, 10:29:23 AM »

and the stench.  dear sweet god.. the stench.

Christ! ok, I had eggs for lunch.  Sorry!  Geez! 
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« Reply #42 on: April 1, 2008, 10:30:04 AM »

Oh, wait, you mean the stench of decaying bodies? 
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« Reply #43 on: April 1, 2008, 10:34:04 AM »

whatever it was that seeped out of (the old) Dan Rosa's pores.    It was like kimchee mixed with methane.
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« Reply #44 on: April 1, 2008, 10:40:46 AM »

What's wrong with Dan?  I'd like to know.  Cause here I go...AGAAAAIIIIIIN! 
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