"Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink."

[bebopbalogna]

You're totally going overboard with that guy.  Enough already!

dammit, dan.  you're a little too impatient for the next giggle.  or maybe move on from the last one just a little too quick.  it seems like you had a similar post about the rick rolls.  something like, "enough with the rick rolls already!  it's not funny anymore!  it never was funny!" or something along those lines.  see, i disagree.  the thing about the rick rolls and the little breakdance smileys, is they make me laugh every time.  everytime. swish.  one of those things that will never cease to be funny.  like a dutch oven. or even just a plain old fart, so long as it's well timed.  so knock it off already!


so breakdance smileys, rick rolls, and dutch ovens aside, THIS is one of my all time favorites.

[bebopbalogna]

dammit, dan.  you're a little too impatient for the next giggle.  or maybe move on from the last one just a little too quick.  it seems like you had a similar post about the rick rolls.  something like, "enough with the rick rolls already!  it's not funny anymore!  it never was funny!" or something along those lines.  see, i disagree.  the thing about the rick rolls and the little breakdance smileys, is they make me laugh every time.  everytime. swish.  one of those things that will never cease to be funny.  like a dutch oven. or even just a plain old fart, so long as it's well timed.  so knock it off already!


so breakdance smileys, rick rolls, and dutch ovens aside, THIS is one of my all time favorites.

 






























































                                                                                                                            

[Doctor Rock]

There is in all things an inexhaustible sweetness and purity, a silence that is a fountain of action and joy. It rises up in wordless gentleness and flows out to me from unseen roots of all created being.

[Moetown]

Has anyone seen Matthew...on the board lately?

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

He lurks.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

tried to watch the Darjeeling Limited last night.  Still plan on finishing it but it wasn't really grabbing me.  Visually it's great.  Looks like Wes Anderson went to India and was like "oo, I'm gonna do an entire movie on this train"  but if it weren't in this exotic setting the story wouldn't be strong enough to carry the movie.

But I haven't finished it so we'll see.

And the Hotel Chevalier at the beginning..?  Did they conceive of this as a way of getting Natalie Portman naked? Cause that seemed to be about the only point.

I just can't get myself excited about seeing Darjeeling.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

I finally saw Bottle Rocket on Wed night.    S'weird how long it took me, as I am a total sucker for Wes Anderson.

It was warm and funny, but not what it had been built up to by friends (or in my own mind).   I know a couple different people that had absolutely swore by that movie, and suggested that everything after it was just a weak echo of it.

Sorry.. I didn't see that at all.  It looks like a practice run.   The script wasn't as satisfying, and the visual style wasn't anywhere near as complete.   

Still liked it, I just was mislead into thinking that was the Rosetta Stone of Anderson flicks.

I love Owen Wilson's character/performance.  That makes it for me.  Dignan is a classic character.

Andrew's turn in the movie is pretty good too.

And I like Bob, the other friend.

Zeppo and his little romance with the Mexican housekeeper doesn't interest me.  The movie would be much improved by diminishing his role.

Rushmore is the real deal.  I don't think Anderson will ever top it.

I do miss some of the less forced whimsy on display in Bottle Rocket.  The script just needed some tightening.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

ain't no Rushmore.  i would actually place it third behind Royal T but just ahead of Life Aquatic.

That's my order too.

I for one was bitterly disappointed by Life Aquatic though.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

i swear, the more money i make eachj year, the broker i get.  it just don't make any sense.

I know the feeling.  I think it's inflation.

[Doctor Rock]

Has anyone seen Matthew...on the board lately?

I've talked to him recently.  He should be back soon. 

[Doctor Rock]

You're totally going overboard with that guy.  Enough already!

dammit, dan.  you're a little too impatient for the next giggle.  or maybe move on from the last one just a little too quick.  it seems like you had a similar post about the rick rolls.  something like, "enough with the rick rolls already!  it's not funny anymore!  it never was funny!" or something along those lines.  see, i disagree.  the thing about the rick rolls and the little breakdance smileys, is they make me laugh every time.  everytime. swish.  one of those things that will never cease to be funny.  like a dutch oven. or even just a plain old fart, so long as it's well timed.  so knock it off already!


so breakdance smileys, rick rolls, and dutch ovens aside, THIS is one of my all time favorites.

You're too easily amused. 


And I like playing the curmudgeon. 

[Bizarro]

I hereby taunt curmudgeons and cynics with this video of a diaper-wearing Korean baby singing "Hey Jude":

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/fqXYwNDrU8k" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/fqXYwNDrU8k</a>

[bebopbalogna]

I hereby taunt curmudgeons and cynics with this video of a diaper-wearing Korean baby singing "Hey Jude":

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/fqXYwNDrU8k" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/fqXYwNDrU8k</a>

oh. my. god.



i wet my pants.    that may be the greatest thing ever.  thank you for sharing.