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« on: February 3, 2004, 09:17:40 AM »

I know I'm not the only one saying this but
what about all these people who are offended by janet Jackson's booby. I was under the impression that here
in America we all loved boobies. It's the end-all be-all
of our existence. And now apparently everybody's disgusted by it? Disgusted? The NFL? Disgusted?
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« Reply #1 on: February 3, 2004, 09:34:05 AM »

You couldn't even see anything anyway. By the time you could process it, it was off the screen. The only folks who could really "check it out" were the Tivo types. It really is much ado about nada. On the other hand, Nelly's crotch grabbing antics were there for all to see.
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« Reply #2 on: February 3, 2004, 09:40:00 AM »

"Oh God! My Mom's got one of those! Bleuurgh!"
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« Reply #3 on: February 3, 2004, 09:40:18 AM »

the female breast may appear on NFL broadcasts so long as it is barely covered by cheerleading outfits or used to sell beer.  all other representations are explicitly banned.


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« Reply #4 on: February 3, 2004, 09:41:12 AM »

yeah, as if PDiddy's entire career isn't offensive enough.
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« Reply #5 on: February 3, 2004, 09:43:47 AM »

did anyone see letterman last night?  he delivered an extremely dry satirical suggestion as to what the NFL should have for the halftime show next year:  celebrities having sex.  and not even necessarily celebrities who are already coupled, just random celebrities picked out of a stable and put on stage to have sex for the viewers.


a modest proposal, indeed.
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« Reply #6 on: February 3, 2004, 09:45:12 AM »

i also managed to catch the daily show for their take on the abysmal super bowl ads.  if'n ye missed that one, be sure to tune in when comedy central replays it today.
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« Reply #7 on: February 3, 2004, 09:45:41 AM »

i think the thing that is forgotten is that there was a pretty good football game that occured around the 1/2 time show. I mean i'm not into football that much...but i was into it...even without having a chance to win any money on the grid pool with the numbers 8 and 9.

they'd better just put out a marching band in the future and let them do their thing.
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« Reply #8 on: February 3, 2004, 09:48:06 AM »

yeah, that was hysterical. Rob Cordry is great.
And for once Tough Crowd was kind of good.
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« Reply #9 on: February 3, 2004, 09:49:37 AM »

And there was that thing with the streaker that apparently was on the loose for 2 whole minutes with ads for online gambling painted all over him??
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« Reply #10 on: February 3, 2004, 09:51:17 AM »

letterman also aired the footage of the man who ran onto the field in a jockstrap before the second half kickoff and started dancing a jig, before being chased across the field and getting knocked to the turf by one of the patriots, which CBS had previously kept off the air.  

nudity really hangs us up, eh?
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« Reply #11 on: February 3, 2004, 09:52:59 AM »

Yeth.. I like Jon Stewart's take that showing Janet's boob was causing natural erections and therefore cutting into the main sponsor's business.   and that is what the uproar is about.
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« Reply #12 on: February 3, 2004, 10:30:51 AM »

yeah, what was that one warning?

Erections that last more than four hours, though rare, must be checked out by a doctor immediately.

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« Reply #13 on: February 3, 2004, 10:41:49 AM »

in that case, i suggest calling Dr. Love.

he's got the cure you're thinking of.
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« Reply #14 on: February 3, 2004, 11:01:52 AM »

Ok, so I don't think this link got the attention it deserves, so I'm putting it up again.

Vote Dio!  Dio For Merka!

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