Happy Chinese Rat New Year!

[Just Some Girl]

Come is more than just sperm, Dan.

According to Josey's column today:

Dear Josey,


Going down on my guy and swallowing when he comes really turns me on. But I do wonder what I’m ingesting. What’s in sperm? Is it a protein? Is it fatty? Is it healthy?


The Big Gulp


Dear Big,


That must be so annoying for your guy, you buggin' him all the time to swallow his come. I can’t say I’m a huge fan of swallowing – sucking back raw eggs isn’t really up there on my list of fun things to do either – but I certainly can understand how the idea of it is a turn on, and I know this intimate gesture doesn’t go unappreciated by most guys.

As for what's in the stuff, come is basically a mix of fructose (a little sugar buzz gives sperm the energy to swim), prostaglandins (to stimulate the vaginal muscles and help the little guys out on the trek up) and clotting agents to make it all stay up there. But there’s lots of other fun stuff in there. In fact, the list of ingredients is about as appealing and mysterious as the one on a box of Froot Loops but here goes: aboutonia, absorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid, fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12 and zinc, all in modest quantities.

Don't ask me what half of this stuff is, but none of it strikes me as fatty. And since the average ejaculate measures in at about a teaspoon (yeah, that whole coming buckets thing is a bit of a myth) and contains roughly 15 calories, there is probably no need to curb your enthusiasm.

[Just Some Girl]

    

[Just Some Girl]

Avaaz.org petition: Time To Change Course

[Doctor Rock]

i have a sikh friend named sat kirpal sing-khalsa.  i have another friend (nordic descent) named stenvik mostrum.  a long time ago, these two met.  sten has a dharma wheel tattoo on his leg.  sat, (who consideres himself extremely well versed in all the world's religions, and can be a bit defensive) tells sten "hey, i like your tattoo"  and sten responds with "thanks man. it's a dharma wheel. dharma is the underlying force that connects all things in the universe, great or small, and keeps everything in it's proper balance" (or some similar explanation)   sat literally blew his top.  "DUDE, I KNOW WHAT FUCKING DHARMA MEANS!"    it was one of the funniest moments ever. 

anyway.  i felt like sat for a second, defending my knowledge of the frenchspeak.

Your friend is sikh.   

[Doctor Rock]

Come is more than just sperm, Dan.

According to Josey's column today:

Dear Josey,


Going down on my guy and swallowing when he comes really turns me on. But I do wonder what I’m ingesting. What’s in sperm? Is it a protein? Is it fatty? Is it healthy?


The Big Gulp


Dear Big,


That must be so annoying for your guy, you buggin' him all the time to swallow his come. I can’t say I’m a huge fan of swallowing – sucking back raw eggs isn’t really up there on my list of fun things to do either – but I certainly can understand how the idea of it is a turn on, and I know this intimate gesture doesn’t go unappreciated by most guys.

As for what's in the stuff, come is basically a mix of fructose (a little sugar buzz gives sperm the energy to swim), prostaglandins (to stimulate the vaginal muscles and help the little guys out on the trek up) and clotting agents to make it all stay up there. But there’s lots of other fun stuff in there. In fact, the list of ingredients is about as appealing and mysterious as the one on a box of Froot Loops but here goes: aboutonia, absorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid, fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12 and zinc, all in modest quantities.

Don't ask me what half of this stuff is, but none of it strikes me as fatty. And since the average ejaculate measures in at about a teaspoon (yeah, that whole coming buckets thing is a bit of a myth) and contains roughly 15 calories, there is probably no need to curb your enthusiasm.

  Nit picker.

Ok, how about: j'ai de l'éjaculat dans les chevaux? 

[bebopbalogna]

j'ai de l'éjaculat dans les chevaux? 

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

jesus, dan. that's just gross.

[Doctor Rock]

My bad sikh pun... Now that was gross!

[Tripp]

'watching a thing on the news about smoking in China and how they looove cigarettes.  This could be good news actually. It'll thin out their population some.

so CHEERS EVERYONE!  Lung cancer is going to save the Earth!

[Just Some Girl]

(solemnly puts out cigarette)

[Just Some Girl]

Brutally cold out there today. Like, -16C right now (but feels like -31C with windchill), which is 3F, -20F with windchill. Didn't stop me from going out. I'm just back from seeing No Country for Old Men (finally), solo, as all my friends have already seen it. So THAT's uplifting.    I really enjoyed it (if "enjoyed" can be used for such an intense film), though too many people told me too many things about it in advance (I'm looking at you, crappity), so there weren't too many surprises. Still...