Happy Chinese Rat New Year!

[Just Some Girl]

Pourquoi?

(That means "why?" in Canadian.)

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[bebopbalogna]

Pourquoi?

(That means "why?" in Canadian.)

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because i never visit.  duh.   and also, i know what fucking "pourquoi" means.

[Just Some Girl]

I was being silly with the "pourquoi." Of course you know. (Isn't that, like, 3rd grade French?)

And the "and you never visit" bit was supposed to sound like old Jewish woman guilt. I guess we need an emoticon for that, too.

    

[bebopbalogna]

i was just kidding about the "i know what fucking...."  it was a reference to an inside joke you would have no way of knowing.  hold on i'll tell you...

[bebopbalogna]

i have a sikh friend named sat kirpal sing-khalsa.  i have another friend (nordic descent) named stenvik mostrum.  a long time ago, these two met.  sten has a dharma wheel tattoo on his leg.  sat, (who consideres himself extremely well versed in all the world's religions, and can be a bit defensive) tells sten "hey, i like your tattoo"  and sten responds with "thanks man. it's a dharma wheel. dharma is the underlying force that connects all things in the universe, great or small, and keeps everything in it's proper balance" (or some similar explanation)   sat literally blew his top.  "DUDE, I KNOW WHAT FUCKING DHARMA MEANS!"    it was one of the funniest moments ever. 

anyway.  i felt like sat for a second, defending my knowledge of the frenchspeak.

[Just Some Girl]

Je comprends.

[bebopbalogna]

i got cum in my hair

or...

(je ne comprends pas)

[bebopbalogna]

j'ai cum dans mes cheveux? 

[Just Some Girl]

 

[captqitn]

i have a sikh friend named sat kirpal sing-khalsa.  i have another friend (nordic descent) named stenvik mostrum.  a long time ago, these two met.  sten has a dharma wheel tattoo on his leg.  sat, (who consideres himself extremely well versed in all the world's religions, and can be a bit defensive) tells sten "hey, i like your tattoo"  and sten responds with "thanks man. it's a dharma wheel. dharma is the underlying force that connects all things in the universe, great or small, and keeps everything in it's proper balance" (or some similar explanation)   sat literally blew his top.  "DUDE, I KNOW WHAT FUCKING DHARMA MEANS!"    it was one of the funniest moments ever. 

anyway.  i felt like sat for a second, defending my knowledge of the frenchspeak.

ILTS 

[bebopbalogna]

it really had us on the floor rolling, and Sat couldn't figure out what was so funny.

these days, he's no longer a practicing sikh.  cut off all his hair and beard.  doesn't wear his bracelet, and smokes pot and drinks.  and it all started with some malibu rum on his birthday a long ass time ago.  downhill from there.  when he had the hair and beard and all, we called him "the terrorist".  that was before le onzième septembre.

[bebopbalogna]

anybody seen this yet?   it's like guitar hero, but you use real guitars!!  could be kinda fun.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOMGbr0Nx-k[/youtube]

[bebopbalogna]

for the fans of iron maiden...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1WKYmx4i1Q[/youtube]

[Doctor Rock]

Is that you kissing my boobs better, cap?

..and your pelvis too, natch.

You mean snatch, right? 

[Doctor Rock]

j'ai cum dans mes cheveux? 

J'ai du sperme dans mes cheveaux.