February! Chow cha-chow chow chow.

[Doctor Rock]

you mean the rest of her, danny?

Right!

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

To paraphrase George Carlin:

If you don't like something you hear, the radio has 2 knobs: one to turn it off, one to change the station.  Although [an uptight person] isn't comfortable with anything that has two knobs.

[Doctor Rock]

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Now this one, I'm sure, is going to be a hit.

[Doctor Rock]

To paraphrase George Carlin:

If you don't like something you hear, the radio has 2 knobs: one to turn it off, one to change the station.  Although [an uptight person] isn't comfortable with anything that has two knobs.

victim of collision on the open sea
nobody ever said that life was free
sink swim go down with the ship
but use your freedom of choice
i say it again in the land of the free
use your freedom of choice
in ancient rome there was a poem
about a dog who had two bones
he picked at one he licked the other
he went in circles till he dropped dead
freedom of choice is what you got
freedom of choice is what you want
then if you got it you don't want it
seems to be the rule of thumb
don't be tricked by what you see
you got two ways to go

[Sabamah]

"I've got a complaint."

"Don't Care"

"yeah but.."

"Not interested"

"THERE'S BEEN A RAPE UP THERE"

"..........."

"Get. Their. Attention."

i literally almost peed my pants the first time i saw that scene. good god, it's genius. i wish i had enough $$ to buy the dvd.

(sniff)

[Tripp]

oh, don't worry. I'll buy it.

for myself.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Shouldn't the "Captains" of this website be "Craptains"?

[Moetown]

I'm thinking about burning down my house, collecting the insurance, and skipping town. Do you think I'd get away with it?

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Maybe if you gave me some "hush" money...

[captqitn]

umm... perhaps.. if you're able to keep your plans a little more secretive in the future.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

This "You Got Served" movie...I generally have a pretty healthy respect for ubonics, as it can be pretty funny and creative.  But this expression is just lame.

Didn't they name a BBC sitcom this already?

[Pogo!]

 the NFL network commercial featuring Jerry Jones doing cartwheels was the highlight of the night for me

[Doctor Rock]

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